Season 4 episode 13-
Caroline: "If you don't feed me your blood, I'll die."
Klaus: "Then you'll die. and Tyler would have learned his lesson the hard way."
Caroline: "How could you do this to him? To his mom. To me."
Klaus: "I'm a thousand years old. Call it boredom."
Caroline: "I don't believe you."
Klaus: "Fine. then maybe it's because i'm pure evil. And I can't help myself."
Caroline: "No. It's because, you're hurt. Which means that there is a part of you that is human."
Klaus: "How could you possibly think that?"
Caroline: "Because I've seen it....Because I've caught myself wishing that I could forget all the horrible things that you've done."
Klaus: "But you can't. Can you?"
Caroline: "I know that you're in love with me. And anybody capable of love, is capable of being saved."
Klaus: "You're hallucinating."
Caroline: "I guess i'll never know. (winces)"
Klaus: "Caroline." (feeds her his blood)
Klaus: "Then you'll die. and Tyler would have learned his lesson the hard way."
Caroline: "How could you do this to him? To his mom. To me."
Klaus: "I'm a thousand years old. Call it boredom."
Caroline: "I don't believe you."
Klaus: "Fine. then maybe it's because i'm pure evil. And I can't help myself."
Caroline: "No. It's because, you're hurt. Which means that there is a part of you that is human."
Klaus: "How could you possibly think that?"
Caroline: "Because I've seen it....Because I've caught myself wishing that I could forget all the horrible things that you've done."
Klaus: "But you can't. Can you?"
Caroline: "I know that you're in love with me. And anybody capable of love, is capable of being saved."
Klaus: "You're hallucinating."
Caroline: "I guess i'll never know. (winces)"
Klaus: "Caroline." (feeds her his blood)
Season 4 episode 17- Because the Night
Damon: "Lexi stuck with me for months. She was partying with me. Showing me a good time. and late every night, she'd torture me in the worst possible way."
(Flash Back)
Lexi: "Tell me about her."
Damon: "No."
Lexi: "What did she look like? What did she sound like. Tell me everything you remember about her."
Damon: "Every night."
Will: "and, that's my cue. You have a nice fight. Try not to break anything."
Damon: "Every night, Every night, we get wasted. The second I bottom out, you have to bring up Katherine."
Lexi: "because you loved her, and Love is the most powerful emotion. If I can just get you to remember how you felt about her-"
Damon: "I don't wanna remember.I mean, Wha, why do you care so much?"
Lexi: "Do you remember how we first met? It was 1864, Stefan had just killed your father. Made you turn into a vampire, and he was killing his way through Mystic Falls. You hated him. Rightfully so. But before you left you asked me to help him. Because no matter what happened he was still your brother. And you care about him. Now, you need help and he cares about you. We both do. Let me help you. Tell me about Katherine."
Damon: "Talking about Katherine's not gonna help me."
Lexi: "Why not?"
Damon: "Because she's not the person I care about."
Lexi: "Flipped. Switch, why didn't you tell me?"
Damon: "Because I barely felt it at first, but every night its gotten stronger. Worked. You worked."
(Flash Back ended)
Elena: "You and Lexi? Here? On the bar?"
Damon: "On the bar, on the stage, roof, was a very long night.....where are you going?"
Elena: "To the roof, I wanna hear the rest of the story."
Damon: "K."
(Rebekah punches some guy)
(Flash Back)
Lexi: "Tell me about her."
Damon: "No."
Lexi: "What did she look like? What did she sound like. Tell me everything you remember about her."
Damon: "Every night."
Will: "and, that's my cue. You have a nice fight. Try not to break anything."
Damon: "Every night, Every night, we get wasted. The second I bottom out, you have to bring up Katherine."
Lexi: "because you loved her, and Love is the most powerful emotion. If I can just get you to remember how you felt about her-"
Damon: "I don't wanna remember.I mean, Wha, why do you care so much?"
Lexi: "Do you remember how we first met? It was 1864, Stefan had just killed your father. Made you turn into a vampire, and he was killing his way through Mystic Falls. You hated him. Rightfully so. But before you left you asked me to help him. Because no matter what happened he was still your brother. And you care about him. Now, you need help and he cares about you. We both do. Let me help you. Tell me about Katherine."
Damon: "Talking about Katherine's not gonna help me."
Lexi: "Why not?"
Damon: "Because she's not the person I care about."
Lexi: "Flipped. Switch, why didn't you tell me?"
Damon: "Because I barely felt it at first, but every night its gotten stronger. Worked. You worked."
(Flash Back ended)
Elena: "You and Lexi? Here? On the bar?"
Damon: "On the bar, on the stage, roof, was a very long night.....where are you going?"
Elena: "To the roof, I wanna hear the rest of the story."
Damon: "K."
(Rebekah punches some guy)
Season 4 episode 2- Memorial
Elena: "Did you do it?"
Damon: "That seats taken."
Elena: "But there's no one here."
Damon: "Well i'm just gonna pretend like there's someone there, because the alternative is just to damn depressing."
Elena: "Did you set off the explosion that killed the town council?"
Damon: "Am I wearing my I blew up the council t-shirt, why is everybody keep asking me that?"
Elena: "Did you?"
Damon: "No. Anything else?"
Elena: "Yes. Somethings wrong. I can't keep any of the animal blood down."
Damon: "Well there's a shock."
Elena: "I think I need your help."
Damon: "Of course you do. Pick your meal, you got Asian fusion, Mexican, what about good some good old american comfort food?"
Elena: "No, no, no human blood. Stefan's right I have to at least, try to get through this without hurting anyone."
Damon: "Fine, come on."
(In the bathroom)
Elena: "What are you doing?"
Damon: "Giving you what you need. Drink."
Elena: "What?"
Damon: "You're a new vampire Elena, you need warm blood, from the vein. Maybe this will do the trick. Or not, but just don't tell Stefan."
Elena: "Why not?"
Damon: "Because blood sharing is kind of. Personal."
Elena: "What do you mean its personal?"
Damon: "Just drink."
(She drinks)
Damon: "That seats taken."
Elena: "But there's no one here."
Damon: "Well i'm just gonna pretend like there's someone there, because the alternative is just to damn depressing."
Elena: "Did you set off the explosion that killed the town council?"
Damon: "Am I wearing my I blew up the council t-shirt, why is everybody keep asking me that?"
Elena: "Did you?"
Damon: "No. Anything else?"
Elena: "Yes. Somethings wrong. I can't keep any of the animal blood down."
Damon: "Well there's a shock."
Elena: "I think I need your help."
Damon: "Of course you do. Pick your meal, you got Asian fusion, Mexican, what about good some good old american comfort food?"
Elena: "No, no, no human blood. Stefan's right I have to at least, try to get through this without hurting anyone."
Damon: "Fine, come on."
(In the bathroom)
Elena: "What are you doing?"
Damon: "Giving you what you need. Drink."
Elena: "What?"
Damon: "You're a new vampire Elena, you need warm blood, from the vein. Maybe this will do the trick. Or not, but just don't tell Stefan."
Elena: "Why not?"
Damon: "Because blood sharing is kind of. Personal."
Elena: "What do you mean its personal?"
Damon: "Just drink."
(She drinks)
Season 4 episode 6- We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes
Caroline: "Tyler."
Tyler: "It's just us. Paying our respects to Chris."
Caroline: "Tyler, we didn't have a choice."
Tyler: "I told him we had his back. I told him if he helped us, he'd be free."
Caroline: "We needed to help our friend."
Tyler: "Yeah, we helped out friend by handing over another friend."
Caroline: "mm, Chris wasn't-"
Tyler: "Chris was a friend, Caroline. He's like me. He's part of my pack. All he wanted to do was be un-sired by the, disgusting piece of....."(sighs) "How did you even get Klaus to agree to give up one of his hybrids?"
Caroline: "I agreed to go on a date with him......I just thought that it might help keep up the ruse between you and Hayley."
(Tyler throws glass against the wall)
Hayley: (wakes up) "What the hell is going on?"
Tyler: "Nothing. Nothing at all. Just celebrating the life of a , fallen hybrid friend."
Tyler: "It's just us. Paying our respects to Chris."
Caroline: "Tyler, we didn't have a choice."
Tyler: "I told him we had his back. I told him if he helped us, he'd be free."
Caroline: "We needed to help our friend."
Tyler: "Yeah, we helped out friend by handing over another friend."
Caroline: "mm, Chris wasn't-"
Tyler: "Chris was a friend, Caroline. He's like me. He's part of my pack. All he wanted to do was be un-sired by the, disgusting piece of....."(sighs) "How did you even get Klaus to agree to give up one of his hybrids?"
Caroline: "I agreed to go on a date with him......I just thought that it might help keep up the ruse between you and Hayley."
(Tyler throws glass against the wall)
Hayley: (wakes up) "What the hell is going on?"
Tyler: "Nothing. Nothing at all. Just celebrating the life of a , fallen hybrid friend."
Season 4 episode 6- We All Go a Little Mad Sometimes
Elena: "I'm sorry that I stabbed you."
Stefan: "Nah, its alright, I probably deserved it. So um, Damon told me that he, included you in."
Elena: "You didn't kill him did you?"
Stefan: "Nah, screw the last few secrets. We all want the same thing. Just have to, work together for it."
Elena: "Stefan.... why did you send Damon to come look for me instead of you?"
Stefan: "I sent him because lately, it seems like he's been able to get through to you in ways that I can't. You listen to him. You trust him. Even when you can't trust me."
Elena: "I didn't mean to not tru-"
Stefan: "Come on Elena, I mean after everything that, we've been through. You can admit it."
Elena: "You've been so strong for me. helping me. Fighting for that girl that chose you. The girl that I was when I died on the bridge. And I love you so much for wanting to find this cure. because i'd like nothing more than to get her back. Because the girl that she's become, That......that I've become, is different, somehow. Darker. Who I am. What I want.-"
Stefan: "What you want? or, Who you want?"
Elena: "Somethings changed, between Damon and me. Much more than it ever used to be. It's like, its like everything that I felt for him before I was a vampire-"
Stefan: "Has been magnified. Your feelings for him have been magnified."
Elena: "I'm sorry. I don't wanna lie to you."
Stefan: "You know before I was the, uh, the ripper. I understood why you cared for him. I mean I practically, drove you to it. But now....I can't do this Elena...Not anymore."
Elena: "I know."
Stefan: "Nah, its alright, I probably deserved it. So um, Damon told me that he, included you in."
Elena: "You didn't kill him did you?"
Stefan: "Nah, screw the last few secrets. We all want the same thing. Just have to, work together for it."
Elena: "Stefan.... why did you send Damon to come look for me instead of you?"
Stefan: "I sent him because lately, it seems like he's been able to get through to you in ways that I can't. You listen to him. You trust him. Even when you can't trust me."
Elena: "I didn't mean to not tru-"
Stefan: "Come on Elena, I mean after everything that, we've been through. You can admit it."
Elena: "You've been so strong for me. helping me. Fighting for that girl that chose you. The girl that I was when I died on the bridge. And I love you so much for wanting to find this cure. because i'd like nothing more than to get her back. Because the girl that she's become, That......that I've become, is different, somehow. Darker. Who I am. What I want.-"
Stefan: "What you want? or, Who you want?"
Elena: "Somethings changed, between Damon and me. Much more than it ever used to be. It's like, its like everything that I felt for him before I was a vampire-"
Stefan: "Has been magnified. Your feelings for him have been magnified."
Elena: "I'm sorry. I don't wanna lie to you."
Stefan: "You know before I was the, uh, the ripper. I understood why you cared for him. I mean I practically, drove you to it. But now....I can't do this Elena...Not anymore."
Elena: "I know."
Season 4 episode 1-Growing Pains
Elena: "The whole council knows who we are now. Everythings about to change."
Stefan: "Yeah, i'm sure Damon has a, revenge plan cooked up. we'll figure out a way to deal with it."
Elena: "You don't have to convince me that everythings gonna to be okay."
Stefan: "I know. Wish I could though. Wish I could just tell you that you'll never feel pain. that you'll never crave blood. But you will. It will be the worst thing that you've ever lived through."
Elena: "But i'll get to live. I'll be a sister, and a friend, and, i'll be with you, forever, if i want." (they kiss) " i'm gonna get through this. just like we get through everything. One day at a time.....We should get inside before sunrise."
Stefan: "Bonnie made this for you yesterday. Just in case."
Elena: "Daylight ring?"
Stefan: "One day at a time. right?" (they kiss)
Stefan: "Yeah, i'm sure Damon has a, revenge plan cooked up. we'll figure out a way to deal with it."
Elena: "You don't have to convince me that everythings gonna to be okay."
Stefan: "I know. Wish I could though. Wish I could just tell you that you'll never feel pain. that you'll never crave blood. But you will. It will be the worst thing that you've ever lived through."
Elena: "But i'll get to live. I'll be a sister, and a friend, and, i'll be with you, forever, if i want." (they kiss) " i'm gonna get through this. just like we get through everything. One day at a time.....We should get inside before sunrise."
Stefan: "Bonnie made this for you yesterday. Just in case."
Elena: "Daylight ring?"
Stefan: "One day at a time. right?" (they kiss)
Season 1 episode 8- 162 Candles
Caroline: "I'm slipped, I'm slipped....I slipped."
Matt: "Hammered huh."
Caroline: "Well, a very nice but not handsome bartender was very kind to me tonight. Unlike the rest of the global universe......Are those curly fries?"
Matt: "Coffee, for the drunk girl. Bad night huh."
Caroline: "baddest. Am I shallow?"
Matt: "Is that a trick question?"
Caroline: "I don't mean to be. You know I wanna be deep. I wanna be like the obese deep."
Matt: "No offence Car'e, but deep's really not your scene."
Caroline: "That's true. I'm shallow. I am worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool."
Matt: "Your not a kiddie pool. your not, a kiddie pool."
Caroline: "Can I just go home?"
Matt: "Yeah."
Caroline: "Ok."
Matt: "I'll take you c'mon. hey your ok, she's alright, hold still, hold still."
(outside of the grill)
Sheriff Forbes (Car's mom) Liz: "What happened? Is she okay?"
Caroline: "Why do you care?"
Sheriff Forbes: "She's drunk?"
Caroline: "As a skunk."
Sheriff Forbes: "Are they serving you in there?"
Matt: "I'll take her home. It's on my, I haven't been drinking."
Sheriff Forbes: "I would appreciate that Matt, thank you." (to Caroline) "You and I will discuss this later."
Caroline: "Mmm can't wait."
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Matt: "You gonna be okay?"
Caroline: "No......Do you ever feel like there's not a person in the world, who loves you."
Matt: "Life can be a little rough."
Caroline: "I just wish."
Matt: "What?"
Caroline: "Wish that life was.........Different."
Matt: "Yeah, me too." (gets up to leave and Caroline takes his hand)
Caroline: "Please, don't leave me alone."
Matt: "Hammered huh."
Caroline: "Well, a very nice but not handsome bartender was very kind to me tonight. Unlike the rest of the global universe......Are those curly fries?"
Matt: "Coffee, for the drunk girl. Bad night huh."
Caroline: "baddest. Am I shallow?"
Matt: "Is that a trick question?"
Caroline: "I don't mean to be. You know I wanna be deep. I wanna be like the obese deep."
Matt: "No offence Car'e, but deep's really not your scene."
Caroline: "That's true. I'm shallow. I am worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool."
Matt: "Your not a kiddie pool. your not, a kiddie pool."
Caroline: "Can I just go home?"
Matt: "Yeah."
Caroline: "Ok."
Matt: "I'll take you c'mon. hey your ok, she's alright, hold still, hold still."
(outside of the grill)
Sheriff Forbes (Car's mom) Liz: "What happened? Is she okay?"
Caroline: "Why do you care?"
Sheriff Forbes: "She's drunk?"
Caroline: "As a skunk."
Sheriff Forbes: "Are they serving you in there?"
Matt: "I'll take her home. It's on my, I haven't been drinking."
Sheriff Forbes: "I would appreciate that Matt, thank you." (to Caroline) "You and I will discuss this later."
Caroline: "Mmm can't wait."
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Matt: "You gonna be okay?"
Caroline: "No......Do you ever feel like there's not a person in the world, who loves you."
Matt: "Life can be a little rough."
Caroline: "I just wish."
Matt: "What?"
Caroline: "Wish that life was.........Different."
Matt: "Yeah, me too." (gets up to leave and Caroline takes his hand)
Caroline: "Please, don't leave me alone."
Season 3 episode 20- Do Not Go Gentle
Caroline: "So, Alaric is trying to pull himself together. Why is that a bad thing?"
Elena: "I just, I wish there was something I could do. Where do you want me to hang this thing?" (holds up chandelier)
Caroline: "You know what? If Rebekah wanted to hang this monstrosity she should've shown up to do it herself...just No." (Gives it to someone) "What are you doing? You can't just hang them they're supposed to trickle down....Look at them all bromancy"
Elena: "Yeah, I ask Matt to help Jeremy re-adjust. He got him his old job back at the grill."
Caroline: "That was nice of him."
Elena: "Mhm. Jeremy's got a lot on his mind. The whole thing with Alaric has got him really stressed out."
Caroline: "You sure it had nothing to do with witnessing you and Damon getting hot and heavy in a skeevy motel?
Elena: "I didn't tell you that so you could torture me with it."
Caroline: "Ah, what are friends for. So, who you bringing to the dance?"
Elena: "What do you mean? I thought you Bonnie and I were going as, girl dates."
Caroline: "Bonnie has a date."
Elena: "What?"
Caroline: "Jamie called and wanted to see her, so she asked him."
Elena: "hm."
Caroline: "So, here's a thought, why don't you ask Stefan?"
Elena: "I, I can't ask him on a date. I just made out with his brother."
Caroline: "All the more reason. Look you're supposed to be figuring out what you want. That's what Stefan wanted you to do right?"
Elena: "Yeah but-"
Caroline: "But nothing, I've watched the bachelor, okay fair is fair. It is Stefan's turn."
Elena: "Yeah, and you're not biased or anything."
Caroline: "I'm sorry, but Stefan is your epic love. And i'm not going down without a fight."
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(Elena calls Stefan)
Stefan: "Hey."
Elena: "Hey, do, do you have second?"
Stefan: "Yeah, everything alright?"
Elena: "Yeah, yeah, I just um, I wanted to uh. Caroline and I were talking about going to the dance, and um. Okay look. I know we're rat, you and I know it would be stupid to even think that we could go back to the way things were but, i'm going to the dance, and i'd like to go with you."
Stefan: "Um, I'd love that. "
Elena: "K great. bye."
Elena: "I just, I wish there was something I could do. Where do you want me to hang this thing?" (holds up chandelier)
Caroline: "You know what? If Rebekah wanted to hang this monstrosity she should've shown up to do it herself...just No." (Gives it to someone) "What are you doing? You can't just hang them they're supposed to trickle down....Look at them all bromancy"
Elena: "Yeah, I ask Matt to help Jeremy re-adjust. He got him his old job back at the grill."
Caroline: "That was nice of him."
Elena: "Mhm. Jeremy's got a lot on his mind. The whole thing with Alaric has got him really stressed out."
Caroline: "You sure it had nothing to do with witnessing you and Damon getting hot and heavy in a skeevy motel?
Elena: "I didn't tell you that so you could torture me with it."
Caroline: "Ah, what are friends for. So, who you bringing to the dance?"
Elena: "What do you mean? I thought you Bonnie and I were going as, girl dates."
Caroline: "Bonnie has a date."
Elena: "What?"
Caroline: "Jamie called and wanted to see her, so she asked him."
Elena: "hm."
Caroline: "So, here's a thought, why don't you ask Stefan?"
Elena: "I, I can't ask him on a date. I just made out with his brother."
Caroline: "All the more reason. Look you're supposed to be figuring out what you want. That's what Stefan wanted you to do right?"
Elena: "Yeah but-"
Caroline: "But nothing, I've watched the bachelor, okay fair is fair. It is Stefan's turn."
Elena: "Yeah, and you're not biased or anything."
Caroline: "I'm sorry, but Stefan is your epic love. And i'm not going down without a fight."
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(Elena calls Stefan)
Stefan: "Hey."
Elena: "Hey, do, do you have second?"
Stefan: "Yeah, everything alright?"
Elena: "Yeah, yeah, I just um, I wanted to uh. Caroline and I were talking about going to the dance, and um. Okay look. I know we're rat, you and I know it would be stupid to even think that we could go back to the way things were but, i'm going to the dance, and i'd like to go with you."
Stefan: "Um, I'd love that. "
Elena: "K great. bye."
Season 3 episode 22- The Departed
Damon: "Let me guess. Calling to see if the grim reaper's payed a visit?"
Elena: "How are you feeling? Are there any symptoms?"
Damon: "Not yet. But i'm sure we'll have a laugh when we find out that Klaus is a big fat liar."
Elena: "Yeah, i'm, i'm sure we will."
Damon: "Hey, where are you."
Elena: "Matt's taking me home."
Damon: "To Stefan."
Elena: "Not just to Stefan, Damon. To Tyler, to Caroline.-
Damon: "I know, I get it. So since i'm possibly a dead man, can I ask you a question?"
Elena: "Yeah, of course."
Damon: "If it was just down to him and me. and you had to make a choice. Who got the goodbye? Who would it be?"
Elena: "I love him, Damon. He came into my life when I needed someone and I fell for him instantly. No matter what I feel for you I..I never unfell for him."
Damon: "Yeah, I get it. It's Stefan. It's always gonna be Stefan."
Elena: "I can't think about always. All I can think about is right now. And I care about you Damon. Which is why I have to let you go........I mean maybe if you and I have met first."
Damon: "Maybe."
Elena: "You're gonna be fine. You hear me, you're gonna be okay. And I'm gonna see you soon.
Damon: "Real soon. Goodbye Elena...."(hangs up) "I see you're still pissed. I take it Goldilocks gave you the slip.
Elena: "How are you feeling? Are there any symptoms?"
Damon: "Not yet. But i'm sure we'll have a laugh when we find out that Klaus is a big fat liar."
Elena: "Yeah, i'm, i'm sure we will."
Damon: "Hey, where are you."
Elena: "Matt's taking me home."
Damon: "To Stefan."
Elena: "Not just to Stefan, Damon. To Tyler, to Caroline.-
Damon: "I know, I get it. So since i'm possibly a dead man, can I ask you a question?"
Elena: "Yeah, of course."
Damon: "If it was just down to him and me. and you had to make a choice. Who got the goodbye? Who would it be?"
Elena: "I love him, Damon. He came into my life when I needed someone and I fell for him instantly. No matter what I feel for you I..I never unfell for him."
Damon: "Yeah, I get it. It's Stefan. It's always gonna be Stefan."
Elena: "I can't think about always. All I can think about is right now. And I care about you Damon. Which is why I have to let you go........I mean maybe if you and I have met first."
Damon: "Maybe."
Elena: "You're gonna be fine. You hear me, you're gonna be okay. And I'm gonna see you soon.
Damon: "Real soon. Goodbye Elena...."(hangs up) "I see you're still pissed. I take it Goldilocks gave you the slip.
Season 3 episode 22- The Departed
Elena: "I know Bonnie. You're right. You and my mom both are, I just can't bring myself to tell him. At least not tonight. I'm gonna call you later."
Damon: "Katherine."
Elena: "Um." (looks back) "No, I, I'm Elena."
Damon: "Oh, you. you just look. I'm sorry, you just really remind me of someone...I'm Damon."
Elena: "Not to be rude or anything Damon, but it's kinda creepy that you're out here in the middle of nowhere."
Damon: "You're one to talk. You're out here all by yourself."
Elena: "It's Mystic Falls, nothing bad ever happens here. Got into a fight with my boyfriend."
Damon: "About what? May I ask?"
Elena: "Life, future. He's got it all mapped out."
Damon: "You don't want it?"
Elena: "I don't know what I want."
Damon: "Well, that's not true. You want what everybody wants."
Elena: "What? A mysterious stranger who has all the answers?"
Damon: "hmh. Well Let's just say I've been around a long time. I've learned a few things."
Elena: "So, Damon. Tell me. What is it that I want?"
Damon: "You want a love that consumes you. You want passion, and Adventure, and even a little danger."
Elena: "So, what do you want?" (car honks) "It's my parents."
Damon: "I want you to get everything you're looking for. But right now I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing i'm in town yet....Goodnight Elena."
Damon: "Katherine."
Elena: "Um." (looks back) "No, I, I'm Elena."
Damon: "Oh, you. you just look. I'm sorry, you just really remind me of someone...I'm Damon."
Elena: "Not to be rude or anything Damon, but it's kinda creepy that you're out here in the middle of nowhere."
Damon: "You're one to talk. You're out here all by yourself."
Elena: "It's Mystic Falls, nothing bad ever happens here. Got into a fight with my boyfriend."
Damon: "About what? May I ask?"
Elena: "Life, future. He's got it all mapped out."
Damon: "You don't want it?"
Elena: "I don't know what I want."
Damon: "Well, that's not true. You want what everybody wants."
Elena: "What? A mysterious stranger who has all the answers?"
Damon: "hmh. Well Let's just say I've been around a long time. I've learned a few things."
Elena: "So, Damon. Tell me. What is it that I want?"
Damon: "You want a love that consumes you. You want passion, and Adventure, and even a little danger."
Elena: "So, what do you want?" (car honks) "It's my parents."
Damon: "I want you to get everything you're looking for. But right now I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing i'm in town yet....Goodnight Elena."
Season 3 episode 19- Heart of Darkness
Matt: "Here we are, home sweet home."
Rebekah: "Okay spill. Why are you being nice to me?"
Matt: "I drove you home. You don't have a car."
Rebekah: "Not just that, I mean, helping me with the dance, and, and standing up to Caroline. I don't buy it."
Matt: "Buy what?"
Rebekah: "The whole gentlemanly thing. With everything my family's done to you. What are you up to?"
Matt: "It's sad how you cant get a ride home from school without thinking there's some ulterior motive."
Rebekah: "You're right. I'm probably gonna organize the whole dance and then have to compel myself a date."
Matt: "Let's not get crazy....Goodbye Rebekah."
Rebekah: "Goodbye Matt. Thanks for the ride."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTz6-QnzkWQ&feature=relmfu
Song: The Strange Familiar- Redemption
Rebekah: "Okay spill. Why are you being nice to me?"
Matt: "I drove you home. You don't have a car."
Rebekah: "Not just that, I mean, helping me with the dance, and, and standing up to Caroline. I don't buy it."
Matt: "Buy what?"
Rebekah: "The whole gentlemanly thing. With everything my family's done to you. What are you up to?"
Matt: "It's sad how you cant get a ride home from school without thinking there's some ulterior motive."
Rebekah: "You're right. I'm probably gonna organize the whole dance and then have to compel myself a date."
Matt: "Let's not get crazy....Goodbye Rebekah."
Rebekah: "Goodbye Matt. Thanks for the ride."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTz6-QnzkWQ&feature=relmfu
Song: The Strange Familiar- Redemption
Season 3 episode 18- The Murder of One
Elena: "Hey."
Stefan: "Hey."
Elena: "You haven't said much since you got back home."
Stefan: "I'll be a ball of sunshine once Damon gets Alaric's stake back." (smiles) "Promise."
Elena: "You really scared me today. You wouldn't have survived if you went up against Klaus on your own, you know that right?"
Stefan: (Nods) "Well you don't have to worry about that anymore."
Elena: "Why?"
Stefan: "It's just not worth it. All this time and energy I've wasted hating him. It was for nothing. It's done, it's over. We lost. I'm right back where I started."
Elena: "That's not true. Yeah Klaus, dragged you through hell. But you came out the other side. You beat him by being better than him."
Stefan: "And what I lose in the process......Look hating Klaus was easy. It allowed me to ignore everything that was happening around me. Everything I let slip away. Now I have to deal with that."
Elena: "Stefan-"
Stefan: "No no no, just admit it. Admit it to me Elena, I know you don't owe it to me but I just need to hear you say it."
Elena: "I, I can't. Because it's not true, Stefan I never stopped loving you."
Stefan: "I know that. I know you didn't. Even though I did, everything possible to push you away. It's my fault. It's all my fault. This is all my fault."
Elena: "What are you talking about?"
Stefan: "I'm talking about the fact that you're also in love with Damon."
Elena: "What? No, Stefan, I was just."
Stefan: "Hey, I love you. I will always love you. But I just want you to look me in the eye and tell me, that you don't feel something for him."
Elena: (shakes her head) "I don't know what I feel."
Stefan: "Hey."
Elena: "You haven't said much since you got back home."
Stefan: "I'll be a ball of sunshine once Damon gets Alaric's stake back." (smiles) "Promise."
Elena: "You really scared me today. You wouldn't have survived if you went up against Klaus on your own, you know that right?"
Stefan: (Nods) "Well you don't have to worry about that anymore."
Elena: "Why?"
Stefan: "It's just not worth it. All this time and energy I've wasted hating him. It was for nothing. It's done, it's over. We lost. I'm right back where I started."
Elena: "That's not true. Yeah Klaus, dragged you through hell. But you came out the other side. You beat him by being better than him."
Stefan: "And what I lose in the process......Look hating Klaus was easy. It allowed me to ignore everything that was happening around me. Everything I let slip away. Now I have to deal with that."
Elena: "Stefan-"
Stefan: "No no no, just admit it. Admit it to me Elena, I know you don't owe it to me but I just need to hear you say it."
Elena: "I, I can't. Because it's not true, Stefan I never stopped loving you."
Stefan: "I know that. I know you didn't. Even though I did, everything possible to push you away. It's my fault. It's all my fault. This is all my fault."
Elena: "What are you talking about?"
Stefan: "I'm talking about the fact that you're also in love with Damon."
Elena: "What? No, Stefan, I was just."
Stefan: "Hey, I love you. I will always love you. But I just want you to look me in the eye and tell me, that you don't feel something for him."
Elena: (shakes her head) "I don't know what I feel."
Season 3 episode 14- Dangerous Liaisons
Klaus: "Good Evening."
Caroline: "I need a drink."
---
Klaus: "I'm glad you came."
Caroline: "Well it was either, caviar or sympathy casseroles."
Klaus: "I heard about your father."
Caroline: "Don't. Seriously."
Klaus: "Very well. Onto more managed subjects then like how ravishing you look in that dress."
Caroline: "I didn't really have time to shop."
Klaus: "The bracelet I gave you, what's your excuse for wearing that? You know you're quite the dancer.
Caroline: "Well, I've had training. I happen to be Miss Mystic Falls."
Klaus: "I know."
--
Klaus: "You like horses."
Caroline: "I'm not talking to you until you tell me why you invited me here."
Klaus: "I fancy you. Is that so hard to believe?"
Caroline: "Yes."
Klaus: "Why? You're beautiful, you you're strong. You're full of light. I enjoy you."
Caroline: "Well i'm spoken for. By Tyler."
Klaus: "I thought you two ended things."
Caroline: "Yeah, because of you and your freaky sire bond with him."
Klaus: "So, you aren't spoken for..... You know uh, horses are the opposite of people. they're loyal. My father hunted me for a thousand years and the closest he ever came was the day he killed my favorite horse. He severed its snack with a sword. To warn him."
Caroline: "Did you ever consider, sitting down with your father, and talking it out?"
Klaus: "I'm afraid my relationship with my father was a little more complex than yours."
Caroline: "Maybe so. But I let my father go with no regrets. And to answer your question. Yes I like horses. But I also like people and they actually like me so I'll be inside."
--
Caroline: "So, what did you wanna show me?"
Klaus: "One of my passions."
Caroline: "Oh, impressive. I take it the creators of the luve aren't on vervain."
Klaus: "Yeah well that's their mistake."
Caroline: "Well what about these? Where'd you steal this from?"
Klaus: "That's a long story. But rest assured it was worn by a princess almost as beautiful as you."
Caroline: "Wait a second, did, did you do these?"
Klaus: "Yeah, um, actually one of my landscapes is hanging at the Hermitage, not that anyone would notice. Have you been?"
Caroline: "I've never really been anywhere."
Klaus: "I'll take you."
(Caroline sighs)
Klaus: "Wherever you want. Rome, Paris, Tokyo."
Caroline: (laughs) "Wow. Must be really nice to just snap your fingers and get whatever you want. Is that why you collect Hybrids? Your little servant army to take you places, and bring you things."
Klaus: "You're making assumptions."
Caroline: "Then why do you need Tyler? Stop controlling him. Give him his life back."
Klaus: "You know. This has been a fun evening. But I think it's time for you to leave."
Caroline: "I get it. Your father didn't love you so you assume that no one else will either. And that's why you compel people. Or you sire them. Or you try to buy them off but." (takes bracelet off) "That's not how it works. You don't connect with people. Because you don't even try to understand them."
---
Caroline: "Seriously. Just give up already." (Sees a picture of her and a horse drawn by Klaus that reads 'Thank you for your honesty, Klaus')
Caroline: "I need a drink."
---
Klaus: "I'm glad you came."
Caroline: "Well it was either, caviar or sympathy casseroles."
Klaus: "I heard about your father."
Caroline: "Don't. Seriously."
Klaus: "Very well. Onto more managed subjects then like how ravishing you look in that dress."
Caroline: "I didn't really have time to shop."
Klaus: "The bracelet I gave you, what's your excuse for wearing that? You know you're quite the dancer.
Caroline: "Well, I've had training. I happen to be Miss Mystic Falls."
Klaus: "I know."
--
Klaus: "You like horses."
Caroline: "I'm not talking to you until you tell me why you invited me here."
Klaus: "I fancy you. Is that so hard to believe?"
Caroline: "Yes."
Klaus: "Why? You're beautiful, you you're strong. You're full of light. I enjoy you."
Caroline: "Well i'm spoken for. By Tyler."
Klaus: "I thought you two ended things."
Caroline: "Yeah, because of you and your freaky sire bond with him."
Klaus: "So, you aren't spoken for..... You know uh, horses are the opposite of people. they're loyal. My father hunted me for a thousand years and the closest he ever came was the day he killed my favorite horse. He severed its snack with a sword. To warn him."
Caroline: "Did you ever consider, sitting down with your father, and talking it out?"
Klaus: "I'm afraid my relationship with my father was a little more complex than yours."
Caroline: "Maybe so. But I let my father go with no regrets. And to answer your question. Yes I like horses. But I also like people and they actually like me so I'll be inside."
--
Caroline: "So, what did you wanna show me?"
Klaus: "One of my passions."
Caroline: "Oh, impressive. I take it the creators of the luve aren't on vervain."
Klaus: "Yeah well that's their mistake."
Caroline: "Well what about these? Where'd you steal this from?"
Klaus: "That's a long story. But rest assured it was worn by a princess almost as beautiful as you."
Caroline: "Wait a second, did, did you do these?"
Klaus: "Yeah, um, actually one of my landscapes is hanging at the Hermitage, not that anyone would notice. Have you been?"
Caroline: "I've never really been anywhere."
Klaus: "I'll take you."
(Caroline sighs)
Klaus: "Wherever you want. Rome, Paris, Tokyo."
Caroline: (laughs) "Wow. Must be really nice to just snap your fingers and get whatever you want. Is that why you collect Hybrids? Your little servant army to take you places, and bring you things."
Klaus: "You're making assumptions."
Caroline: "Then why do you need Tyler? Stop controlling him. Give him his life back."
Klaus: "You know. This has been a fun evening. But I think it's time for you to leave."
Caroline: "I get it. Your father didn't love you so you assume that no one else will either. And that's why you compel people. Or you sire them. Or you try to buy them off but." (takes bracelet off) "That's not how it works. You don't connect with people. Because you don't even try to understand them."
---
Caroline: "Seriously. Just give up already." (Sees a picture of her and a horse drawn by Klaus that reads 'Thank you for your honesty, Klaus')
Season 3 episode 14- Dangerous Liaisons
Stefan: "So uh, Esther wants to kill her whole family. How's that for mother of the year."
Elena: "Yeah. And I got to look Elijah right in the eye and lie to him about it."
Stefan: "Well Good. Can't say i'll be sorry to see any of them go."
Elena: "I just signed their death sentences Stefan."
Stefan: "No, you signed Klaus's, death sentence Elena. Everyone else is just collateral damage."
Elena: "It's not that simple."
Stefan: "Their family's brought you nothing but darkness, Elena. It is that simple.....So uh, where's Damon? I would think that he'd wanna make sure you got home safely."
Elena: "I'll call him and let him know."
Stefan: (nods) "What was with him going after Kol?"
Elena: "Damon being self destructive.....I said something I didn't mean."
Stefan: "So did I. Anyway uh, Goodnight."
(leaves Elena comes by the door)
Elena: "Stefan. Did you really not feel, Anything?"
Stefan: "When?"
Elena: "How do you do that? Act like you don't care, like, you don't feel anything. Because I can't do that. I, I feel. I feel everything."
Stefan: "Elena, stop."
Elena: "I'm not going to stop Stefan. Because I don't believe that you feel nothing."
Stefan: "What you think I wanna be this person? I hurt you, Elena. I bit you. I hate myself for what I did to you."
Elena: "Then show it. Do something, Stefan anything is better than trying to convince me that you don't care."
Stefan: "I can't."
Elena: "Stefan."
Stefan: "If I let myself care. All I feel is pain."
Elena: "Yeah. And I got to look Elijah right in the eye and lie to him about it."
Stefan: "Well Good. Can't say i'll be sorry to see any of them go."
Elena: "I just signed their death sentences Stefan."
Stefan: "No, you signed Klaus's, death sentence Elena. Everyone else is just collateral damage."
Elena: "It's not that simple."
Stefan: "Their family's brought you nothing but darkness, Elena. It is that simple.....So uh, where's Damon? I would think that he'd wanna make sure you got home safely."
Elena: "I'll call him and let him know."
Stefan: (nods) "What was with him going after Kol?"
Elena: "Damon being self destructive.....I said something I didn't mean."
Stefan: "So did I. Anyway uh, Goodnight."
(leaves Elena comes by the door)
Elena: "Stefan. Did you really not feel, Anything?"
Stefan: "When?"
Elena: "How do you do that? Act like you don't care, like, you don't feel anything. Because I can't do that. I, I feel. I feel everything."
Stefan: "Elena, stop."
Elena: "I'm not going to stop Stefan. Because I don't believe that you feel nothing."
Stefan: "What you think I wanna be this person? I hurt you, Elena. I bit you. I hate myself for what I did to you."
Elena: "Then show it. Do something, Stefan anything is better than trying to convince me that you don't care."
Stefan: "I can't."
Elena: "Stefan."
Stefan: "If I let myself care. All I feel is pain."
Season 3 episode 12- The Ties That Bind
Stefan: "You're still alive? I assume that mean Klaus didn't get his coffins."
Damon: "Don't look so happy. I was only able to get one of them out in time. The locked one
Stefan: "Probably a good choice."
Damon: "If you're counting on Bonnie's Mama to open you're screwed. She doesn't have any powers."
Stefan: "Yeah, doesn't surprise me. It's been that kind of night."
Damon: "Is Elena okay?"
(Stefan punches Damon)
Damon: "Awh, Awh, I take it you two had a heart to heart. And I take it you don't wanna talk about it. Noted. So why don't we talk about this." (takes out dagger)
Stefan: "What did you do?"
Damon: "Don't look so happy. I was only able to get one of them out in time. The locked one
Stefan: "Probably a good choice."
Damon: "If you're counting on Bonnie's Mama to open you're screwed. She doesn't have any powers."
Stefan: "Yeah, doesn't surprise me. It's been that kind of night."
Damon: "Is Elena okay?"
(Stefan punches Damon)
Damon: "Awh, Awh, I take it you two had a heart to heart. And I take it you don't wanna talk about it. Noted. So why don't we talk about this." (takes out dagger)
Stefan: "What did you do?"
Season 3 episode 12- The Ties That Bind
Elena: "I'm just trying to help."
Stefan: "Just get it out, Elena please. Just get it out."
Elena: "Keep screaming, maybe I'll feel sorry for you."
Stefan: "You've changed. Somethings different about you. You're stronger. Tougher."
Elena: "You're not the only once who changed Stefan. We all had to."
Stefan: "It's good though."
Elena: "There's something I have to tell you. And it's not because I feel guilty that it happened. Its because I feel guilty that you don't know........I kissed Damon....................There, all done.
---
Elena: "Stefan. Say something. Please."
Stefan: "I shouldn't have kidnapped you." (turns around) "The car, the bridge, it was too far."
Elena: "Thank you."
Stefan: "But you shouldn't have lied to me today. You can't go off and do things like that Elena, not while Klaus is still alive."
Elena: "I know. I just. I wanted to give Bonnie a moment with her mother. Without everything else getting in the way."
Stefan: "Without me getting in the way."
Elena: "I didn't plan on kissing him."
Stefan: "You're better than him, Elena. You're better than both of us."
Stefan: "Just get it out, Elena please. Just get it out."
Elena: "Keep screaming, maybe I'll feel sorry for you."
Stefan: "You've changed. Somethings different about you. You're stronger. Tougher."
Elena: "You're not the only once who changed Stefan. We all had to."
Stefan: "It's good though."
Elena: "There's something I have to tell you. And it's not because I feel guilty that it happened. Its because I feel guilty that you don't know........I kissed Damon....................There, all done.
---
Elena: "Stefan. Say something. Please."
Stefan: "I shouldn't have kidnapped you." (turns around) "The car, the bridge, it was too far."
Elena: "Thank you."
Stefan: "But you shouldn't have lied to me today. You can't go off and do things like that Elena, not while Klaus is still alive."
Elena: "I know. I just. I wanted to give Bonnie a moment with her mother. Without everything else getting in the way."
Stefan: "Without me getting in the way."
Elena: "I didn't plan on kissing him."
Stefan: "You're better than him, Elena. You're better than both of us."
Season 3 episode 11- Our Town
Elena: "So what's the plan Stefan? What's the big move you're making?"
Stefan: "I took Klaus' family to make him suffer. I not gonna let him make him suffer anyone."
Elena: "So then what are you gonna do huh? Are you gonna lock me in some cave and keep me hostage?"
Stefan: "Maybe I'll just turn you into a vampire."
Elena: "Stop the car Stefan! STOP THE CAR STEFAN!"
(Stefan calls Klaus)
Klaus: "Stefan, how nice to hear your voice."
Stefan: "Tell your hybrids to get out of town Klaus."
Klaus: "Well that's not gonna happen until I get my coffins back."
Stefan: "Okay, well then I'm gonna drive your blood source off wickery bridge."
Klaus: "I don't believe you Stefan. You won't kill her."
Elena: "What are you doing?"
Klaus: "What's going on?"
Stefan: "I just fed her my blood. No more hybrids if she's a vampire."
Klaus: "You won't do it."
Stefan: "Really? Try me. Because your coffins are next to go......Say goodbye to your family Klaus."
Elena: "Ahh, Stefan slow down! Stefan, STEFAN STOP IT!"
Klaus: "Fine! I'll send them away. You win."
Elena: "Stefan, STEFAN STOP!"
Klaus: "Stop the car Stefan."
(Stefan breaks)
Elena: "Ahh!!!"
---
Stefan: "Get back in the car."
Elena: "Stay away from me!"
Stefan: "Elena, get in the car!"
Elena: "HOW COULD YOU?!" (crying) "My parents died going over this bridge, I almost died. You knew that. You're the one who saved me."
Stefan: "Look, he had to believe that I would do it alright? your fear sold it."
Elena: "Well what if he hadn't?"
Stefan: "He did."
Elena: "Well what if he hadn't?!"
Stefan: "HE DID, ELENA! HE BACKED DOWN. HE HAS A WEAKNESS, IF I KNOW HIS WEAKNESS, I CAN DESTROY HIM!"
Elena: "And after everything, that's what mattered? Destroying Klaus?"
Stefan: "Destroying Klaus is all I have left."
(crying)
Elena: "You had me!"
Stefan: (shakes head) "I lost you the minute I left town with him. You just haven't let yourself admit that yet."
Elena: "Is that what you're doing? Trying to make me hate you?"
Stefan: "I don't really care what you think about me anymore Elena."
(he leaves)
Stefan: "I took Klaus' family to make him suffer. I not gonna let him make him suffer anyone."
Elena: "So then what are you gonna do huh? Are you gonna lock me in some cave and keep me hostage?"
Stefan: "Maybe I'll just turn you into a vampire."
Elena: "Stop the car Stefan! STOP THE CAR STEFAN!"
(Stefan calls Klaus)
Klaus: "Stefan, how nice to hear your voice."
Stefan: "Tell your hybrids to get out of town Klaus."
Klaus: "Well that's not gonna happen until I get my coffins back."
Stefan: "Okay, well then I'm gonna drive your blood source off wickery bridge."
Klaus: "I don't believe you Stefan. You won't kill her."
Elena: "What are you doing?"
Klaus: "What's going on?"
Stefan: "I just fed her my blood. No more hybrids if she's a vampire."
Klaus: "You won't do it."
Stefan: "Really? Try me. Because your coffins are next to go......Say goodbye to your family Klaus."
Elena: "Ahh, Stefan slow down! Stefan, STEFAN STOP IT!"
Klaus: "Fine! I'll send them away. You win."
Elena: "Stefan, STEFAN STOP!"
Klaus: "Stop the car Stefan."
(Stefan breaks)
Elena: "Ahh!!!"
---
Stefan: "Get back in the car."
Elena: "Stay away from me!"
Stefan: "Elena, get in the car!"
Elena: "HOW COULD YOU?!" (crying) "My parents died going over this bridge, I almost died. You knew that. You're the one who saved me."
Stefan: "Look, he had to believe that I would do it alright? your fear sold it."
Elena: "Well what if he hadn't?"
Stefan: "He did."
Elena: "Well what if he hadn't?!"
Stefan: "HE DID, ELENA! HE BACKED DOWN. HE HAS A WEAKNESS, IF I KNOW HIS WEAKNESS, I CAN DESTROY HIM!"
Elena: "And after everything, that's what mattered? Destroying Klaus?"
Stefan: "Destroying Klaus is all I have left."
(crying)
Elena: "You had me!"
Stefan: (shakes head) "I lost you the minute I left town with him. You just haven't let yourself admit that yet."
Elena: "Is that what you're doing? Trying to make me hate you?"
Stefan: "I don't really care what you think about me anymore Elena."
(he leaves)
Season 3 episode 11- Our Town
Elena: "There it is."
Bonnie: "This, is creepy, even for us."
Elena: "No, Caroline was right. Technically, she's dead, sorry. But you don't need a birthday, you need a funeral. You need to say goodbye to your old life so you can move on with your new one."
Caroline: (takes her tiara off) "Okay, Here lies Caroline Forbes."
Elena: "Cheerleader, Miss Mystic Falls, Third grade hopscotch champion."
(Caroline giggles)
Bonnie: "Friend, Daughter, Overachiever."
Matt: "Mean girl, sometimes, no offence."
Caroline: "Auhuh eh, nun taken."
Elena: "She was seventeen, and she had a really good life. So rest in peace, so that you can move forward. It's what you really need. It's what we all really need. Amen, or cheers, or whatever."
(everyone laughs)
Elena: "Uh, Bonnie?"
(Bonnie lights the candles.)
Elena: "Nice, okay, make a wish."
(Caroline closes her eyes.)
Bonnie: "This, is creepy, even for us."
Elena: "No, Caroline was right. Technically, she's dead, sorry. But you don't need a birthday, you need a funeral. You need to say goodbye to your old life so you can move on with your new one."
Caroline: (takes her tiara off) "Okay, Here lies Caroline Forbes."
Elena: "Cheerleader, Miss Mystic Falls, Third grade hopscotch champion."
(Caroline giggles)
Bonnie: "Friend, Daughter, Overachiever."
Matt: "Mean girl, sometimes, no offence."
Caroline: "Auhuh eh, nun taken."
Elena: "She was seventeen, and she had a really good life. So rest in peace, so that you can move forward. It's what you really need. It's what we all really need. Amen, or cheers, or whatever."
(everyone laughs)
Elena: "Uh, Bonnie?"
(Bonnie lights the candles.)
Elena: "Nice, okay, make a wish."
(Caroline closes her eyes.)
Season 3 episode 11- Our Town
Matt: "You're not gonna jump are you?"
Elena: "Thanks for coming. I was just thinking about what you said. About us being stuck."
Matt: "I was buzzed, Elena. Can't be held responsible for being judgmental."
Elena: "I do feel stuck Matt. I feel like, I've been holding on to the girl that was supposed to die here with her parents. The girl that had a normal life, and didn't fall in love with vampires."
Matt: "You're not that girl anymore. It's okay if you wanna let her go."
Elena: "Is it? Because I feel like I've, I've disappointed her a little. Like, Like I've disappointed them. My parents."
Matt: "Mike to sense, is a guy who, knew that other girl. You're doing a lot better than you think. Here lies Elena Gilbert. A fun girlfriend, and an amazing friend."
Elena: "Thanks for coming. I was just thinking about what you said. About us being stuck."
Matt: "I was buzzed, Elena. Can't be held responsible for being judgmental."
Elena: "I do feel stuck Matt. I feel like, I've been holding on to the girl that was supposed to die here with her parents. The girl that had a normal life, and didn't fall in love with vampires."
Matt: "You're not that girl anymore. It's okay if you wanna let her go."
Elena: "Is it? Because I feel like I've, I've disappointed her a little. Like, Like I've disappointed them. My parents."
Matt: "Mike to sense, is a guy who, knew that other girl. You're doing a lot better than you think. Here lies Elena Gilbert. A fun girlfriend, and an amazing friend."
Season 3 episode 11- Our Town
Klaus: "Tyler came to see me, poor boy he seemed quite distressed, he said Caroline had a terrible accident."
Matt: "You made him do this to her. He would've never done something like this."
Klaus: "I'm here to help, Matt. My blood will heal her, please ask the sheriff to invite me inside.
Sheriff Forbes: "I know how this game works. You want something in return."
Klaus: "Just your support."
Sheriff Forbes: "Come in."
---
Caroline: "Are you going to kill me?"
Klaus: "On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?"
Caroline: "Yes."
Klaus: "Awh, That looks bad. My apologies, Your hurts known as collateral damage. It's nothing personal.......I love birthdays."
Caroline: "Yeah, aren't you like, a billion, or something."
Klaus: "You have to adjust your perception of time when you become a vampire, Caroline. Celebrate the fact that you're no longer bound by trivial human conventions. You're free."
Caroline: "No, I'm dying."
(sits on bed)
Klaus: "And I could let you, die. If that's what you want. If you really believe, your existence has no meaning. I've thought about it myself. Once or twice over the centuries. truth be told. But I'll let you in on a little secret. There's a whole world out there waiting for you. Great cities, and art, and music. Genuine, beauty. And you can have all of it. You can have a thousand more birthdays. All you have to do is ask."
Caroline: "I don't wanna die."
Klaus: "There you go sweetheart, have at it. Happy birthday Caroline."
(This scene was beautiful) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5URwU137Qw
Matt: "You made him do this to her. He would've never done something like this."
Klaus: "I'm here to help, Matt. My blood will heal her, please ask the sheriff to invite me inside.
Sheriff Forbes: "I know how this game works. You want something in return."
Klaus: "Just your support."
Sheriff Forbes: "Come in."
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Caroline: "Are you going to kill me?"
Klaus: "On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?"
Caroline: "Yes."
Klaus: "Awh, That looks bad. My apologies, Your hurts known as collateral damage. It's nothing personal.......I love birthdays."
Caroline: "Yeah, aren't you like, a billion, or something."
Klaus: "You have to adjust your perception of time when you become a vampire, Caroline. Celebrate the fact that you're no longer bound by trivial human conventions. You're free."
Caroline: "No, I'm dying."
(sits on bed)
Klaus: "And I could let you, die. If that's what you want. If you really believe, your existence has no meaning. I've thought about it myself. Once or twice over the centuries. truth be told. But I'll let you in on a little secret. There's a whole world out there waiting for you. Great cities, and art, and music. Genuine, beauty. And you can have all of it. You can have a thousand more birthdays. All you have to do is ask."
Caroline: "I don't wanna die."
Klaus: "There you go sweetheart, have at it. Happy birthday Caroline."
(This scene was beautiful) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5URwU137Qw
Season 2 episode 19- Klaus
Katherine: "You're meant to chase me." (Laughs) "You're meant to catch me."
Elijah: "Well if I catched you the game would be over."
Katherine: "Thank you for entertaining me."
Elijah: "Well, you looked lonely inside, so I took pity on you.
Katherine: "Klaus promised to spend the day with me but, he never returned home from the night."
Elijah: "Klaus does not live by any rules but his own."
Katherine: "He is a very charming man. Hard for any woman to resist, both."
Elijah: "And yet."
Katherine: "I don't know why he got to me. He seems to not care about me at all."
Elijah: "Many a union has been built much less."
Katherine: "Is it wrong to want more?"
Elijah: "Do you have more with Trevor."
Katherine: "Trevor believes that he loves me but, true love is not real unless it is returned. Do you agree?"
Elijah: "I do not believe in love, Katerina."
Katherine: "That is too sad for me to accept, my lord. Life is too cruel. If we cease to believe in love, why would we want to live?"
Elijah: "Well if I catched you the game would be over."
Katherine: "Thank you for entertaining me."
Elijah: "Well, you looked lonely inside, so I took pity on you.
Katherine: "Klaus promised to spend the day with me but, he never returned home from the night."
Elijah: "Klaus does not live by any rules but his own."
Katherine: "He is a very charming man. Hard for any woman to resist, both."
Elijah: "And yet."
Katherine: "I don't know why he got to me. He seems to not care about me at all."
Elijah: "Many a union has been built much less."
Katherine: "Is it wrong to want more?"
Elijah: "Do you have more with Trevor."
Katherine: "Trevor believes that he loves me but, true love is not real unless it is returned. Do you agree?"
Elijah: "I do not believe in love, Katerina."
Katherine: "That is too sad for me to accept, my lord. Life is too cruel. If we cease to believe in love, why would we want to live?"
Season 3 episode 5- The Reckoning
Elena: "Caroline's dad. Stefan he was able to resist compulsion. I, I don't know how, but he did it. maybe its possible."
Stefan: "Yeah, yeah, maybe it's just mind control right. Maybe it just takes some focus, couple decades of training. No big deal."
Elena: "Stefan you can control this. When that buzzer goes off, just, just, just drink from me."
Stefan: "You don't get it. I can't stop, Elena! I'm a ripper! A ripper doesn't stop! I listen to the words that come out of your mouth, and all I hear is the sound of your heart pumping blood for your body. And when that clock ticks down. I'm going to have to feed on you. You wanna know what's worse? I'm not gonna be able to stop."
Elena: "I don't believe that. You can fight it. You just have to want it bad enough."
Stefan: "Why, because I love you?"
Elena: "Yeah, that's right Stefan, because you love me. You'll fight because after everything that we've been through, you owe me that!"
Stefan: "You know what you're right. You're right. I owe you everything. Because through all of this, you are the one thing that has kept me from giving up. From turning it all off. But I can't help what I am Elena. The more blood that I get, the more I want, and if I get so much as near yours......You are dead."
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Stefan: "Elena you're gonna have to run."
Elena: "But Klaus said that if I run-"
Stefan: "I know what he said, but if you stay it won't matter. Elena please, please, please. Elena, there's no other way-"
Elena: "There is another way Stefan. It's for you to fight-" (buzzer goes off) "Stefan, I love you. fight Stefan don't give up!"
Stefan: "I can't hold it."
(Elena screams)
Stefan: "ELENA RUN! GO!"
(Elena's running)
Klaus: "We've gotta stop meeting like this."
(In the cafeteria Stefan stabs himself and Klaus comes in with Elena.)
Klaus: "Now this is fascinating, I've never seen this before. Anything stronger, for your craving for blood, is your love for this one girl. Why don't you turn it off?"
Stefan: "No."
Klaus: "Come on! Your humanity is killing you! All the guilt must be exhausting. Turn it off."
Stefan: "No!"
Elena: "Stefan."
Klaus: "You're strong. But you're not that strong. Turn. It. Off."
Stefan: "NO!" (pushes Klaus)
(Klaus pushes Stefan against the wall)
Klaus: "TURN IT OFF!!!
Elena: "What did you do?"
Klaus: "I fixed him. And I think a test is in order don't you. Rippah. Perhaps you'd like a drink from the doppelgangers neck."
(Stefan goes for Elena in vampire mode, and Elena screams)
Stefan: "Yeah, yeah, maybe it's just mind control right. Maybe it just takes some focus, couple decades of training. No big deal."
Elena: "Stefan you can control this. When that buzzer goes off, just, just, just drink from me."
Stefan: "You don't get it. I can't stop, Elena! I'm a ripper! A ripper doesn't stop! I listen to the words that come out of your mouth, and all I hear is the sound of your heart pumping blood for your body. And when that clock ticks down. I'm going to have to feed on you. You wanna know what's worse? I'm not gonna be able to stop."
Elena: "I don't believe that. You can fight it. You just have to want it bad enough."
Stefan: "Why, because I love you?"
Elena: "Yeah, that's right Stefan, because you love me. You'll fight because after everything that we've been through, you owe me that!"
Stefan: "You know what you're right. You're right. I owe you everything. Because through all of this, you are the one thing that has kept me from giving up. From turning it all off. But I can't help what I am Elena. The more blood that I get, the more I want, and if I get so much as near yours......You are dead."
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Stefan: "Elena you're gonna have to run."
Elena: "But Klaus said that if I run-"
Stefan: "I know what he said, but if you stay it won't matter. Elena please, please, please. Elena, there's no other way-"
Elena: "There is another way Stefan. It's for you to fight-" (buzzer goes off) "Stefan, I love you. fight Stefan don't give up!"
Stefan: "I can't hold it."
(Elena screams)
Stefan: "ELENA RUN! GO!"
(Elena's running)
Klaus: "We've gotta stop meeting like this."
(In the cafeteria Stefan stabs himself and Klaus comes in with Elena.)
Klaus: "Now this is fascinating, I've never seen this before. Anything stronger, for your craving for blood, is your love for this one girl. Why don't you turn it off?"
Stefan: "No."
Klaus: "Come on! Your humanity is killing you! All the guilt must be exhausting. Turn it off."
Stefan: "No!"
Elena: "Stefan."
Klaus: "You're strong. But you're not that strong. Turn. It. Off."
Stefan: "NO!" (pushes Klaus)
(Klaus pushes Stefan against the wall)
Klaus: "TURN IT OFF!!!
Elena: "What did you do?"
Klaus: "I fixed him. And I think a test is in order don't you. Rippah. Perhaps you'd like a drink from the doppelgangers neck."
(Stefan goes for Elena in vampire mode, and Elena screams)
Season 2 episode 20- The Last Day
Tyler: "The whole sun and moon curse is fake?"
Caroline: "That's what Elena learned. Klaus still needs to do the sacrifice, but it's just not for that."
Tyler: "And you think that's why they grabbed us. For the sacrifice."
Caroline: "Yes."
Tyler: "He's going to kill us?"
Caroline: "I think so. Yes."
Tyler: "This whole time I've been gone. Jules has been helping me come to terms with what I am. How to deal with it. I guess none of it matters anymore."
Caroline: "Why didn't you say goodbye? You just left."
Tyler: "You wanna talk about this now?"
Caroline: "Well if we're gonna die, I might as well know the truth. Why did you leave me?"
Tyler: "I knew you hated me. I thought you deserved better than having someone like me, in your life."
Caroline: "I was hurt, you know, you turned your back on me when I needed you. but, I could never hate you, Tyler."
Caroline: "That's what Elena learned. Klaus still needs to do the sacrifice, but it's just not for that."
Tyler: "And you think that's why they grabbed us. For the sacrifice."
Caroline: "Yes."
Tyler: "He's going to kill us?"
Caroline: "I think so. Yes."
Tyler: "This whole time I've been gone. Jules has been helping me come to terms with what I am. How to deal with it. I guess none of it matters anymore."
Caroline: "Why didn't you say goodbye? You just left."
Tyler: "You wanna talk about this now?"
Caroline: "Well if we're gonna die, I might as well know the truth. Why did you leave me?"
Tyler: "I knew you hated me. I thought you deserved better than having someone like me, in your life."
Caroline: "I was hurt, you know, you turned your back on me when I needed you. but, I could never hate you, Tyler."
Season 2 episode 15- The Dinner Party
Lexi: "Going somewhere?"
Damon: "You must be the vampire I hear my brother complaining about."
Lexi: "That would be me. And you must be the brother who hates him."
Damon: "We're at, irreparable odds."
Lexi: "You know the hate you're feeling. Towards Stefan. Towards everyone. You think you have it under control, but you don't. It will get the best of you."
Damon: "Help him. He needs it."
Lexi: "I'll help him."
Damon: "You must be the vampire I hear my brother complaining about."
Lexi: "That would be me. And you must be the brother who hates him."
Damon: "We're at, irreparable odds."
Lexi: "You know the hate you're feeling. Towards Stefan. Towards everyone. You think you have it under control, but you don't. It will get the best of you."
Damon: "Help him. He needs it."
Lexi: "I'll help him."
Season 2 episode 16- The House Guest
Alaric: "Jenna."
Jenna: "Not tonight Ric, tonight I have traded you for senior tequila."
Alaric: "Yea," (laughs) "Senior tequila's not gonna be treating you very well."
Jenna: "Well the two of you have a lot in common."
Alaric: "Look, Jenna, I hate that you're this upset with me."
Jenna: "Yeah, well it's your fault. Because whatever it is you're keeping from me. Whatever you think I can't handle. you're wrong. You're wrong, because last year I was a grad student who smoked a lot of pot and couldn't keep a goldfish alive, and now i'm a parent. So I think I can handle anything Ric."
Jenna: "Not tonight Ric, tonight I have traded you for senior tequila."
Alaric: "Yea," (laughs) "Senior tequila's not gonna be treating you very well."
Jenna: "Well the two of you have a lot in common."
Alaric: "Look, Jenna, I hate that you're this upset with me."
Jenna: "Yeah, well it's your fault. Because whatever it is you're keeping from me. Whatever you think I can't handle. you're wrong. You're wrong, because last year I was a grad student who smoked a lot of pot and couldn't keep a goldfish alive, and now i'm a parent. So I think I can handle anything Ric."
Season 1 episode 13- A Few Good Men
Matt: "What?"
Caroline: "This is boring. I'm bored."
Matt: "Wow."
Caroline: "But, we have this entire house to ourselves. I mean it's practically a bachelor pad."
Matt: "And..."
Caroline: "So, shouldn't we do something a little bit more, bachelor paddy?"
Matt: "Like what? Something like this?"
Caroline: "Something like that."
Matt: "I don't know, this is a pretty good show."
Caroline: "Seriously?"
(they kiss deeper)
Caroline: (laughs)
Kelly: "Oh god! Not on my couch!"
Matt: "Mom.....Hey!"
Caroline: "This is boring. I'm bored."
Matt: "Wow."
Caroline: "But, we have this entire house to ourselves. I mean it's practically a bachelor pad."
Matt: "And..."
Caroline: "So, shouldn't we do something a little bit more, bachelor paddy?"
Matt: "Like what? Something like this?"
Caroline: "Something like that."
Matt: "I don't know, this is a pretty good show."
Caroline: "Seriously?"
(they kiss deeper)
Caroline: (laughs)
Kelly: "Oh god! Not on my couch!"
Matt: "Mom.....Hey!"
Season 1 episode 12- Unpleasantville
Caroline: "So pretty. Thank you. It'll go with like everything. Whats the occasion?"
Elena: "No occasion, just a little friend gift."
Caroline: "Lesbian friend necklace. Cause we're freaky like that.
Elena: "You're friendship is important to me."
Caroline: "Why are you being so mushy?"
Elena: "Because, you've been avoiding me. And I wanted you to know that whatever's going on with you and Matt, its okay."
Caroline: "I was gonna talk to you about that. I was, but there's just not much to say. You know we've hung out a couple times, that's it. But, I just feel like, we've peeked as friends. This is weird. I shouldn't be talking to you about this. It's weird. Its weird right?"
Elena: "It's a little weird but if its what you and Matt want, then it not about me."
Caroline: "But its all about you. Matt's not over you, and we all know it."
Elena: "I'm with Stefan now. Matt understands that, he knows he has to move on."
Elena: "No occasion, just a little friend gift."
Caroline: "Lesbian friend necklace. Cause we're freaky like that.
Elena: "You're friendship is important to me."
Caroline: "Why are you being so mushy?"
Elena: "Because, you've been avoiding me. And I wanted you to know that whatever's going on with you and Matt, its okay."
Caroline: "I was gonna talk to you about that. I was, but there's just not much to say. You know we've hung out a couple times, that's it. But, I just feel like, we've peeked as friends. This is weird. I shouldn't be talking to you about this. It's weird. Its weird right?"
Elena: "It's a little weird but if its what you and Matt want, then it not about me."
Caroline: "But its all about you. Matt's not over you, and we all know it."
Elena: "I'm with Stefan now. Matt understands that, he knows he has to move on."
Season 1 episode 1- Pilot
Bonnie: "Are you sober yet?"
Caroline: "No."
Bonnie: "Keep drinking. I gotta get you home. I gotta get me home."
Caroline: "Why didn't he go for me? You know, how come, the guys that I want, never want me?"
Bonnie: "I'm not touching that."
Caroline: "I'm inappropriate. I always say the wrong thing. And, Elena always says the right thing.....She doesn't even try. And he just picks her. And she's always the one, that everyone picks, for everything. And I try, so hard and, I'm never the one."
Bonnie: "It's not a competition, Caroline."
Caroline: "Yea it is."
Caroline: "No."
Bonnie: "Keep drinking. I gotta get you home. I gotta get me home."
Caroline: "Why didn't he go for me? You know, how come, the guys that I want, never want me?"
Bonnie: "I'm not touching that."
Caroline: "I'm inappropriate. I always say the wrong thing. And, Elena always says the right thing.....She doesn't even try. And he just picks her. And she's always the one, that everyone picks, for everything. And I try, so hard and, I'm never the one."
Bonnie: "It's not a competition, Caroline."
Caroline: "Yea it is."
Season 1 episode 1- Pilot
Mr.Tanner: "Mr.Donovan. Maybe you can use this opportunity to overcome you embedded jock stereo type."
Matt: "It's okay Mr.Tanner, I'm cool with it."
Matt: "It's okay Mr.Tanner, I'm cool with it."
Season 2- episode 15- The House Guest
Damon: "Here you go." (Katherine takes the blood bag and Damon stabs her)
Katherine: "What the hell!"
Damon: "Thats for not telling me the dagger would kill me." (katherine screams) "next time, goes in your heart."
Katherine: "Is that how you treat someone who..."(takes stake out) "is trying to help you?"
Damon: "You wanna help? start talking"
Katherine: I'd love to but your not gonna like it"
Damon: "Try me."
Katherine: "Fine. John Gilbert and Isobel, want you and Stefan out of Elena's life."
Damon: "Thats old news"
Katherine: "Not the part where he offered me a deal. He knew that killing Elijah would get me out of the tomb, sooo he gave me a choice, either I stay and help with Klaus, or he kills Stefan."
Damon: "But he's still trying to have me killed."
Katherine: "Right, but thats part of the deal, I could only save one of you."
Damon: "So you chose Stefan......... Course you did"
Katherine: "You wanted the truth Damon. Would you rather I lie?"
Katherine: "What the hell!"
Damon: "Thats for not telling me the dagger would kill me." (katherine screams) "next time, goes in your heart."
Katherine: "Is that how you treat someone who..."(takes stake out) "is trying to help you?"
Damon: "You wanna help? start talking"
Katherine: I'd love to but your not gonna like it"
Damon: "Try me."
Katherine: "Fine. John Gilbert and Isobel, want you and Stefan out of Elena's life."
Damon: "Thats old news"
Katherine: "Not the part where he offered me a deal. He knew that killing Elijah would get me out of the tomb, sooo he gave me a choice, either I stay and help with Klaus, or he kills Stefan."
Damon: "But he's still trying to have me killed."
Katherine: "Right, but thats part of the deal, I could only save one of you."
Damon: "So you chose Stefan......... Course you did"
Katherine: "You wanted the truth Damon. Would you rather I lie?"
Season 3 episode 9- Homecoming
Caroline: "Hey, can you hand me the glitter gun. Thanks."
Tyler: "Hey, Can't we, ditch the decorating a go grab a bite?"
Caroline: "Oh, I have a thermos in my bag."
Tyler: "I mean a real bite. Rebekah knows some people who'd like to be fed on. they're into it, we don't even have to compel em."
Caroline: "Okay, first of all, I finally almost just got your mother to stop hating me, so I probably don't wanna get caught in some weird vampire threesome with her son. And secondly, quit hanging out with Rebekah the evil blood slut."
Tyler: "Just keep the claws in tonight at the dance. Okay? For me?"
Caroline: "So who has Ms.Fortune being compelled as a date?"
Tyler: "Matt said he'd take her."
Caroline: "Wait, you set her up with Matt?"
Tyler: "She wants to go to the dance and he didn't have anyone to go with. He drinks vervain, she can't feed on him, what's the big deal?"
Caroline: "The big deal, Tyler, is that Matt is an innocent good person who should not be going to dances with evil blood sluts."
Tyler: "Matt's a guy, Caroline and Rebekah's hot, don't over think this."
Caroline: "This is a sire thing. Isn't it?
Tyler: "Ugh."
Caroline: "Please tell me this is some weird family extension of your sire bond to Klaus."
Tyler: "I'm here hanging streamers and have glitter all over my hands. If i'm sired to anybody, it's you."
Tyler: "Hey, Can't we, ditch the decorating a go grab a bite?"
Caroline: "Oh, I have a thermos in my bag."
Tyler: "I mean a real bite. Rebekah knows some people who'd like to be fed on. they're into it, we don't even have to compel em."
Caroline: "Okay, first of all, I finally almost just got your mother to stop hating me, so I probably don't wanna get caught in some weird vampire threesome with her son. And secondly, quit hanging out with Rebekah the evil blood slut."
Tyler: "Just keep the claws in tonight at the dance. Okay? For me?"
Caroline: "So who has Ms.Fortune being compelled as a date?"
Tyler: "Matt said he'd take her."
Caroline: "Wait, you set her up with Matt?"
Tyler: "She wants to go to the dance and he didn't have anyone to go with. He drinks vervain, she can't feed on him, what's the big deal?"
Caroline: "The big deal, Tyler, is that Matt is an innocent good person who should not be going to dances with evil blood sluts."
Tyler: "Matt's a guy, Caroline and Rebekah's hot, don't over think this."
Caroline: "This is a sire thing. Isn't it?
Tyler: "Ugh."
Caroline: "Please tell me this is some weird family extension of your sire bond to Klaus."
Tyler: "I'm here hanging streamers and have glitter all over my hands. If i'm sired to anybody, it's you."
Season 3 episode 9- Homecoming
Tyler: "Are you okay?"
Caroline: "What do you think?"
Tyler: "I'm sorry I stabbed you. It was the only thing I could think of to get you out of there."
Caroline: "Oh yeah? Not, oh hey Caroline, um i'm worried about what might happen this evening, so maybe you should just go home and watch dancing with the stars."
Tyler: "If you knew all your friends were gonna get together and try and take down Klaus would you have left?
Caroline: "No."
Tyler: "So there you go. I saved you from your own stubbornness."
Caroline: "This isn't funny Tyler! How am I supposed to be with you when you're sired to him?"
Tyler: "I need you to understand, Caroline."
Caroline: "Understand what? That you're one of the bad guys now?"
Tyler: "Understand that this is who I am. There's nothing that I can do about it. Klaus can't be killed, I can't be fixed. Understand that I'm okay with it."
Caroline: "But how are you okay with it?"
Tyler: "Because it's better. I don't have to turn Caroline. Not unless I want to. I never, have to go through that pain again.....If being sired to Klaus is the price that I have to pay. So be it."
Caroline: "But, you don't have any true control over yourself."
Tyler: "I never did before. The full moon controlled me. After everything that we've been through. You've been there for me through all of it. Don't turn your back on me now."
Caroline: "Tyler."
Tyler: "Right."
Caroline: "I just."
Tyler: "Got it."
Caroline: "What do you think?"
Tyler: "I'm sorry I stabbed you. It was the only thing I could think of to get you out of there."
Caroline: "Oh yeah? Not, oh hey Caroline, um i'm worried about what might happen this evening, so maybe you should just go home and watch dancing with the stars."
Tyler: "If you knew all your friends were gonna get together and try and take down Klaus would you have left?
Caroline: "No."
Tyler: "So there you go. I saved you from your own stubbornness."
Caroline: "This isn't funny Tyler! How am I supposed to be with you when you're sired to him?"
Tyler: "I need you to understand, Caroline."
Caroline: "Understand what? That you're one of the bad guys now?"
Tyler: "Understand that this is who I am. There's nothing that I can do about it. Klaus can't be killed, I can't be fixed. Understand that I'm okay with it."
Caroline: "But how are you okay with it?"
Tyler: "Because it's better. I don't have to turn Caroline. Not unless I want to. I never, have to go through that pain again.....If being sired to Klaus is the price that I have to pay. So be it."
Caroline: "But, you don't have any true control over yourself."
Tyler: "I never did before. The full moon controlled me. After everything that we've been through. You've been there for me through all of it. Don't turn your back on me now."
Caroline: "Tyler."
Tyler: "Right."
Caroline: "I just."
Tyler: "Got it."
Season 3 episode 9- Homecoming
Caroline: "What happened!!!!!?"
Tyler: "The gym's flooded. Dance is canceled."
Caroline: "EXCUSE ME??!!!!!! WELL WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW??!!!"
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Elena: "So does that mean I don't have to go?"
Caroline: "You wish. No Tyler's moving the party to his house."
Elena: "Kegs and Beer pong for homecoming? That's....different."
Caroline: "Just say you're still coming."
Elena: "I'll see you there."
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Matt: "Elena."
Elena: "Matt. Hey."
Matt: "Hey."
Elena: "Slight problem with your homecoming date."
Matt: "What happened?"
Elena: "How would you feel about a back up date?"
Tyler: "The gym's flooded. Dance is canceled."
Caroline: "EXCUSE ME??!!!!!! WELL WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW??!!!"
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Elena: "So does that mean I don't have to go?"
Caroline: "You wish. No Tyler's moving the party to his house."
Elena: "Kegs and Beer pong for homecoming? That's....different."
Caroline: "Just say you're still coming."
Elena: "I'll see you there."
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Matt: "Elena."
Elena: "Matt. Hey."
Matt: "Hey."
Elena: "Slight problem with your homecoming date."
Matt: "What happened?"
Elena: "How would you feel about a back up date?"
Season 3 episode 9- Homecoming
Damon: "In the back. Harsh!"
Elena: "It had to be done. Rebekah was never gonna be completely on our side."
Damon: "Hey, I'm not judging you. Its very....Katherine of you."
Elena: "Not the way to make me feel better about myself Damon."
Damon: "It was a compliment. Sort of."
Elena: "Stefan is right. Someones gonna let their humanity get in the way, and screw this whole thing up. It's probably gonna be me."
Damon: "Elena, you just daggered somebody. you're gonna be fine."
Elena: "Yeah but I feel bad about it. I care too much, that's the problem Damon. I'm the weak link."
Damon: "If it makes you feel any better she's not really dead."
Elena: "Do you trust him? Mikael?"
Damon: "Nope."
Elena: "What about Stefan?"
Damon: "Nope. Not as long as he's under Klaus' control."
Elena: "Then we need a better plan."
Damon: "I know what to do. You're just not gonna like it."
Elena: "Why not?"
Damon: "Because when this all goes down, I don't want you having any part of it."
Elena: "What does that mean?"
Damon: "Do you trust me?"
Elena: "Yes."
Damon: "Then you have nothing to worry about."
Elena: "It had to be done. Rebekah was never gonna be completely on our side."
Damon: "Hey, I'm not judging you. Its very....Katherine of you."
Elena: "Not the way to make me feel better about myself Damon."
Damon: "It was a compliment. Sort of."
Elena: "Stefan is right. Someones gonna let their humanity get in the way, and screw this whole thing up. It's probably gonna be me."
Damon: "Elena, you just daggered somebody. you're gonna be fine."
Elena: "Yeah but I feel bad about it. I care too much, that's the problem Damon. I'm the weak link."
Damon: "If it makes you feel any better she's not really dead."
Elena: "Do you trust him? Mikael?"
Damon: "Nope."
Elena: "What about Stefan?"
Damon: "Nope. Not as long as he's under Klaus' control."
Elena: "Then we need a better plan."
Damon: "I know what to do. You're just not gonna like it."
Elena: "Why not?"
Damon: "Because when this all goes down, I don't want you having any part of it."
Elena: "What does that mean?"
Damon: "Do you trust me?"
Elena: "Yes."
Damon: "Then you have nothing to worry about."
Season 3 episode 9- Homecoming
Elena: "How did this happen?"
Damon: "We thought of everything, Elena! Klaus having hybrids, Mikael turning on us, we brought in Katherine so you weren't in danger! ANYTHING THAT COULD HAVE GONE WRONG WE WERE PREPARED!"
Elena: "I don't understand, Stefan wanted Klaus dead, more than anything. that's what we were counting on."
Damon: "We blew it."
Elena: "Where's Katherine?"
Damon: "She ran for the hills like usual! The minute things got bad! And who blames her? Klaus would've crushed her. I had him Elena, I had Klaus! THIS COULD HAVE ALL BEEN OVER!"
(throws a cup of glass into the fire)
Elena: "Hey! Damon hey, hey, listen to me. We'll survive this. We always survive...........Trust me."
Damon: "You're never getting Stefan back. You know that, don't you?"
Elena: "Then we'll let him go. Okay? We'll have to let him go."
(Damon's phone rings)
Damon: "Not interested in a play by play of our failure right now, Katherine."
Katherine: "I'm just calling to say goodbye. I don't know what to tell you. You had a good plan Damon. And that hybrid's coming for me."
Damon: "That's not very comforting at the moment. You're going back into hiding?"
Katherine: "At least my life's not boring. Goodbye Damon."
Damon: "Take care of yourself Katherine."
Damon: "We thought of everything, Elena! Klaus having hybrids, Mikael turning on us, we brought in Katherine so you weren't in danger! ANYTHING THAT COULD HAVE GONE WRONG WE WERE PREPARED!"
Elena: "I don't understand, Stefan wanted Klaus dead, more than anything. that's what we were counting on."
Damon: "We blew it."
Elena: "Where's Katherine?"
Damon: "She ran for the hills like usual! The minute things got bad! And who blames her? Klaus would've crushed her. I had him Elena, I had Klaus! THIS COULD HAVE ALL BEEN OVER!"
(throws a cup of glass into the fire)
Elena: "Hey! Damon hey, hey, listen to me. We'll survive this. We always survive...........Trust me."
Damon: "You're never getting Stefan back. You know that, don't you?"
Elena: "Then we'll let him go. Okay? We'll have to let him go."
(Damon's phone rings)
Damon: "Not interested in a play by play of our failure right now, Katherine."
Katherine: "I'm just calling to say goodbye. I don't know what to tell you. You had a good plan Damon. And that hybrid's coming for me."
Damon: "That's not very comforting at the moment. You're going back into hiding?"
Katherine: "At least my life's not boring. Goodbye Damon."
Damon: "Take care of yourself Katherine."
Season 3 episode 9- Homecoming
Katherine: "He doesn't know where it all went wrong."
Stefan: "He doesn't need to know."
Katherine: "Are you good from here? I need to put about a million miles between myself and Klaus as soon as possible. Stefan."
(earlier)
Katherine: "Stefan."
Stefan: "Elena."
Katherine: "Not exactly. Pep up. Only got a minute before they realize that i'm not at the party."
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(earlier with Klaus)
Klaus: "You seem nervous."
Katherine: "I'm not nervous, I just don't like you."
Klaus: "People have been after me for a thousand years, and I am always one step ahead, so whatever it is you're thinking of trying. Go for it. Give it your best shot. You won't succeed."
Katherine: "It won't be for lack of trying."
Klaus: "Now you be smart, to tell Damon to mind his manners tonight. Because if I die, I've already insured that he'll die along with me. Even in death my hybrids have their orders, so you kill me, you're killing him too."
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(present)
Stefan: "How did you know, that I would stop Damon?"
Katherine: "I didn't. I was just hoping that you would want to."
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(earlier again)
Katherine: "If Klaus gets killed he's taking Damon down with him."
Stefan: "So we pull the plug on the plan."
Katherine: "And face the wrath of Mikael? We'll all be dead. Okay look, I know that you've turned off your humanity, and that you don't care so there's only one solution."
Stefan: "What's that?"
Katherine: "Care Stefan. Care enough to save Damon's life. Because I am going back to that party, and I'm seeing this plan through. Klaus will be killed, and we'll have our freedom. But then Damon will be dead. Your brother will be dead Stefan. Unless you care enough to do something about it."
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(present)
Stefan: "You wanted Klaus dead for 500 years, why would you risk all that just to save Damon's life?"
Katherine: "I wasn't just trying to save Damon's life Stefan. I was trying to save yours. Your humanity. Lets just say I like the old you better."
Stefan: "yeah. Come on Katherine. You don't care about anybody but yourself, you know that."
Katherine: "You and I both know that that is not true. I loved you. I loved Damon too. Humanity is a vampire's greatest weakness. No matter how easy it is to turn it off, it just keeps trying to fight it's way back in. Sometimes I let it."
Stefan: "I can't let it all back in. I don't want to. Now after everything I've done."
Katherine: "Of course you don't want to. But if you don't let yourself feel, you won't be able to do what I need you to do next."
Stefan: "What's that?"
Katherine: "Get mad."
(link here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDcoLa83Er4&feature=related)
Stefan: "He doesn't need to know."
Katherine: "Are you good from here? I need to put about a million miles between myself and Klaus as soon as possible. Stefan."
(earlier)
Katherine: "Stefan."
Stefan: "Elena."
Katherine: "Not exactly. Pep up. Only got a minute before they realize that i'm not at the party."
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(earlier with Klaus)
Klaus: "You seem nervous."
Katherine: "I'm not nervous, I just don't like you."
Klaus: "People have been after me for a thousand years, and I am always one step ahead, so whatever it is you're thinking of trying. Go for it. Give it your best shot. You won't succeed."
Katherine: "It won't be for lack of trying."
Klaus: "Now you be smart, to tell Damon to mind his manners tonight. Because if I die, I've already insured that he'll die along with me. Even in death my hybrids have their orders, so you kill me, you're killing him too."
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(present)
Stefan: "How did you know, that I would stop Damon?"
Katherine: "I didn't. I was just hoping that you would want to."
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(earlier again)
Katherine: "If Klaus gets killed he's taking Damon down with him."
Stefan: "So we pull the plug on the plan."
Katherine: "And face the wrath of Mikael? We'll all be dead. Okay look, I know that you've turned off your humanity, and that you don't care so there's only one solution."
Stefan: "What's that?"
Katherine: "Care Stefan. Care enough to save Damon's life. Because I am going back to that party, and I'm seeing this plan through. Klaus will be killed, and we'll have our freedom. But then Damon will be dead. Your brother will be dead Stefan. Unless you care enough to do something about it."
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(present)
Stefan: "You wanted Klaus dead for 500 years, why would you risk all that just to save Damon's life?"
Katherine: "I wasn't just trying to save Damon's life Stefan. I was trying to save yours. Your humanity. Lets just say I like the old you better."
Stefan: "yeah. Come on Katherine. You don't care about anybody but yourself, you know that."
Katherine: "You and I both know that that is not true. I loved you. I loved Damon too. Humanity is a vampire's greatest weakness. No matter how easy it is to turn it off, it just keeps trying to fight it's way back in. Sometimes I let it."
Stefan: "I can't let it all back in. I don't want to. Now after everything I've done."
Katherine: "Of course you don't want to. But if you don't let yourself feel, you won't be able to do what I need you to do next."
Stefan: "What's that?"
Katherine: "Get mad."
(link here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDcoLa83Er4&feature=related)
Season 3 episode 7- Ghost World
Stefan: "Lexi."
Lexi: "Hi."
Stefan: "You're dead."
Lexi: "Technically, so are you."
Stefan: Then how the hell could I see-"
Lexi: "See me? Yeah, I have no idea, and I have no idea how long its gonna last, so lets get right to the point, You're off the rails, big time."
Stefan: "Look, I don't know how you're here, but you need to leave me alone, okay?"
Lexi: "Now what kind of a friend would I be, if I didn't help you out of this mess you're in."
Stefan: "I don't want your help."
Lexi: "You know you say that every time, I don't want your help, I don't wanna get better, leave me alone."
Stefan: "Maybe you should listen this time."
Lexi: "Or, maybe, I should do this." (smashes his head against a car window)
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Lexi: "Klaus really did a number on him, huh."
Elena: "He compelled him, to turn off his humanity."
Lexi: "Well, we're just gonna have to convince him to turn it back on....I have to warn you, it's not gonna be pretty."
Elena: "I can handle it."
Lexi: "Wake up, sleepy-head.....How you feelin?"
Stefan: "What is this? Let me outta here."
Lexi: "Shhh, inside voices, please. I'm tryin to get inside your head."
Stefan: "Elena, get rid of her, please."
Elena: "No."
Lexi: "First step, drying him out. Starve away the blood lust, Strip away the temptation."
Stefan: "This isn't gonna work Lexi, you can't do this."
Lexi: "You heard the not pretty part?"
Elena: "I heard you."
Stefan: "What're you doing?..........What are you doing Lexi?!?"
Lexi: "I'm doing what I do best, sweetness. I'm saving your life."
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Stefan: "I'm starving, i'm starving, LET ME OUT! Let me out. Please, let me out."
Elena: "What's happening?"
Lexi: "He's hallucinating. That's three months without blood, now, he's at nine months. Two years, five."
Stefan: "Did I ever tell you, how glad I am that you're dead."
Lexi: "Aw, I missed you too friend."
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Stefan: "Elena, Elena, I'm hurting, please help me."
Lexi: "Don't listen; shut him out."
Elena: "I am helping you Stefan."
Stefan: "I'll do anything, I'll change. I promise."
Lexi: "It's a lie, He'll say anything right now."
Stefan: "Elena, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, just make it stop, please just make it stop."
Lexi: "You have to separate yourself from your emotions, Don't let him play on them."
Stefan: "Hey, look at me, look at me, Elena, I love you, okay, I love you, I love you so much, I love you so much."
Elena: "I'm sorry Stefan, I just don't believe you."
Stefan: "You know what? I don't want your help anyway, I wish I'd never met you, Every single moment I've spent with you has been a complete and total waste."
Lexi: "See that, that's the ripper talking. Once he's weak enough, you have to cause him pain, It can feel things, anger, rage, anything. You have to make him see past the blood."
Elena: (gasps)
Lexi: "Think of it as a regimen, day in and day out, Like running a treadmill, like making coffee. Until he's ready to be saved."
Stefan: "I WILL RIP YOU APART LEXI!"
Lexi: "You can't! I'm already dead."
Elena: (gasps again)
(Stefan is screaming)
Elena: "I can't!"
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Lexi: "Quit fighting me Stefan. I know you're in there."
Stefan: "Not anymore Lexi."
Lexi: "You know you say that every time, until I make you feel again."
(Lexi stabs Stefan)
Stefan: "You wasted your whole life taking care of me, and now you're dead, and you still have nothing better to do."
Elena: "We're running out of time."
Lexi: "You've gotta get me more."
Elena: "I can't."
Lexi: "No, not until I break through."
Elena: "Lexi, they have the necklace, they're going to close the door."
Lexi: "The necklace. Okay, that necklace, at least tell me you remember how you felt about that. You found it during your darkest time. And you said, when you made it through, that that necklace represented hope."
Stefan: "Ironic then that its about to get blown to pieces."
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Lexi: "He's still in there Elena. You just have to break through."
Elena: "It's okay Lexi, I know what to do now, you can be free."
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Lexi: "Hi."
Stefan: "You're dead."
Lexi: "Technically, so are you."
Stefan: Then how the hell could I see-"
Lexi: "See me? Yeah, I have no idea, and I have no idea how long its gonna last, so lets get right to the point, You're off the rails, big time."
Stefan: "Look, I don't know how you're here, but you need to leave me alone, okay?"
Lexi: "Now what kind of a friend would I be, if I didn't help you out of this mess you're in."
Stefan: "I don't want your help."
Lexi: "You know you say that every time, I don't want your help, I don't wanna get better, leave me alone."
Stefan: "Maybe you should listen this time."
Lexi: "Or, maybe, I should do this." (smashes his head against a car window)
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Lexi: "Klaus really did a number on him, huh."
Elena: "He compelled him, to turn off his humanity."
Lexi: "Well, we're just gonna have to convince him to turn it back on....I have to warn you, it's not gonna be pretty."
Elena: "I can handle it."
Lexi: "Wake up, sleepy-head.....How you feelin?"
Stefan: "What is this? Let me outta here."
Lexi: "Shhh, inside voices, please. I'm tryin to get inside your head."
Stefan: "Elena, get rid of her, please."
Elena: "No."
Lexi: "First step, drying him out. Starve away the blood lust, Strip away the temptation."
Stefan: "This isn't gonna work Lexi, you can't do this."
Lexi: "You heard the not pretty part?"
Elena: "I heard you."
Stefan: "What're you doing?..........What are you doing Lexi?!?"
Lexi: "I'm doing what I do best, sweetness. I'm saving your life."
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Stefan: "I'm starving, i'm starving, LET ME OUT! Let me out. Please, let me out."
Elena: "What's happening?"
Lexi: "He's hallucinating. That's three months without blood, now, he's at nine months. Two years, five."
Stefan: "Did I ever tell you, how glad I am that you're dead."
Lexi: "Aw, I missed you too friend."
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Stefan: "Elena, Elena, I'm hurting, please help me."
Lexi: "Don't listen; shut him out."
Elena: "I am helping you Stefan."
Stefan: "I'll do anything, I'll change. I promise."
Lexi: "It's a lie, He'll say anything right now."
Stefan: "Elena, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, just make it stop, please just make it stop."
Lexi: "You have to separate yourself from your emotions, Don't let him play on them."
Stefan: "Hey, look at me, look at me, Elena, I love you, okay, I love you, I love you so much, I love you so much."
Elena: "I'm sorry Stefan, I just don't believe you."
Stefan: "You know what? I don't want your help anyway, I wish I'd never met you, Every single moment I've spent with you has been a complete and total waste."
Lexi: "See that, that's the ripper talking. Once he's weak enough, you have to cause him pain, It can feel things, anger, rage, anything. You have to make him see past the blood."
Elena: (gasps)
Lexi: "Think of it as a regimen, day in and day out, Like running a treadmill, like making coffee. Until he's ready to be saved."
Stefan: "I WILL RIP YOU APART LEXI!"
Lexi: "You can't! I'm already dead."
Elena: (gasps again)
(Stefan is screaming)
Elena: "I can't!"
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Lexi: "Quit fighting me Stefan. I know you're in there."
Stefan: "Not anymore Lexi."
Lexi: "You know you say that every time, until I make you feel again."
(Lexi stabs Stefan)
Stefan: "You wasted your whole life taking care of me, and now you're dead, and you still have nothing better to do."
Elena: "We're running out of time."
Lexi: "You've gotta get me more."
Elena: "I can't."
Lexi: "No, not until I break through."
Elena: "Lexi, they have the necklace, they're going to close the door."
Lexi: "The necklace. Okay, that necklace, at least tell me you remember how you felt about that. You found it during your darkest time. And you said, when you made it through, that that necklace represented hope."
Stefan: "Ironic then that its about to get blown to pieces."
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Lexi: "He's still in there Elena. You just have to break through."
Elena: "It's okay Lexi, I know what to do now, you can be free."
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Season 3 episode 7- Ghost World
Stefan: "So what are you gonna do Elena? Are you just gonna stand there? Waiting for me to dry out?"
Elena: "No, i'm gonna go home, take care of my brother, be a friend to Bonnie, and everything else that I have to do."
Stefan: "That's good for you. You know I was wondering when you were gonna give up. Lexi gave you enough of a glimpse into your tragic future."
Elena: "I haven't given up Stefan. I still have hope. But there's nothing I can do until you get your's back. Hey, you can break through this, fight for it, feel something, anything Stefan, because if you don't you're gonna lose me forever. I won't love a ghost for the rest of my life."
Elena: "No, i'm gonna go home, take care of my brother, be a friend to Bonnie, and everything else that I have to do."
Stefan: "That's good for you. You know I was wondering when you were gonna give up. Lexi gave you enough of a glimpse into your tragic future."
Elena: "I haven't given up Stefan. I still have hope. But there's nothing I can do until you get your's back. Hey, you can break through this, fight for it, feel something, anything Stefan, because if you don't you're gonna lose me forever. I won't love a ghost for the rest of my life."
Season 3 episode 8- Ordinary People
(Elena and Damon part only)
Damon: "Sloppy."
Elena: "Shut up, i'm new at this."
Damon: "Ghost of Christmas past, Mason Lockwood, lead us to a cave, lead us to a weapon to kill Klaus."
Elena: "Yeah, but doesn't Mikael have a weapon?"
Damon: "Yes, which probably means the wall will lead us to Mikael, who we've already found, and lost. Bang, You're dead."
Damon: "Sloppy."
Elena: "Shut up, i'm new at this."
Damon: "Ghost of Christmas past, Mason Lockwood, lead us to a cave, lead us to a weapon to kill Klaus."
Elena: "Yeah, but doesn't Mikael have a weapon?"
Damon: "Yes, which probably means the wall will lead us to Mikael, who we've already found, and lost. Bang, You're dead."
Season 3 episode 8- Ordinary People
Elena: "ugh, Damon, seriously?"
Damon: "We got Mikael."
Elena: "What? How?"
Damon: "No idea, I guess Katherine came through. The plan's in motion. See, I told you I had it. Go ahead, kick, yell, scream, i'm sure you've been planning your rant all day."
Elena: "I'm not gonna yell at you."
Damon: "Why not? I went behind your back, freed Stefan. And you know what, it backfired, He's an even bigger dick then ever, just now, he's a dick that's on our side."
Elena: "I'm not mad, i'm tired, I just, I wanna go to bed."
Damon: "You know I think Mikael's weapon's a stake, because he mentioned something about it."
Elena: "Well then, they must have carved it from the white oak tree before they burned it down."
Damon: "So I was right......After all that, the wall led us to Mikael."
Elena: "It led us to more than just that, I think I got Rebekah on our side too."
Damon: "Really? What'd you learn from her?"
Elena: "I learned that she's just a girl, that, she lost her mom too young, and she loves blindly and recklessly, even if it consumes her......................When all is said and done, there's nothing more important than the bond of family."
Damon: "Yeah, you should tell that to my brother."
Elena: "I'm not mad at you for letting him out Damon." (turns off lamp) "I think that you're gonna be the one to save him from himself....It won't be because he loves me, it'll be because he loves you..............Can I tell you the rest tomorrow?"
Damon: "Sure."
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Damon: "We got Mikael."
Elena: "What? How?"
Damon: "No idea, I guess Katherine came through. The plan's in motion. See, I told you I had it. Go ahead, kick, yell, scream, i'm sure you've been planning your rant all day."
Elena: "I'm not gonna yell at you."
Damon: "Why not? I went behind your back, freed Stefan. And you know what, it backfired, He's an even bigger dick then ever, just now, he's a dick that's on our side."
Elena: "I'm not mad, i'm tired, I just, I wanna go to bed."
Damon: "You know I think Mikael's weapon's a stake, because he mentioned something about it."
Elena: "Well then, they must have carved it from the white oak tree before they burned it down."
Damon: "So I was right......After all that, the wall led us to Mikael."
Elena: "It led us to more than just that, I think I got Rebekah on our side too."
Damon: "Really? What'd you learn from her?"
Elena: "I learned that she's just a girl, that, she lost her mom too young, and she loves blindly and recklessly, even if it consumes her......................When all is said and done, there's nothing more important than the bond of family."
Damon: "Yeah, you should tell that to my brother."
Elena: "I'm not mad at you for letting him out Damon." (turns off lamp) "I think that you're gonna be the one to save him from himself....It won't be because he loves me, it'll be because he loves you..............Can I tell you the rest tomorrow?"
Damon: "Sure."
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Season 2 episode 4- Memory Lane
Stefan: "You know we can sit here as long as we want. Then when you start to desiccate, there's a tomb, with your name on it."
Katherine: "I've been doing all the talking. It's your turn. Do you pretend to be human when your with Elena? Is that the appeal?"
Stefan: "Actually, I don't pretend to be anything when I'm with her. That's the whole point. I get to just be myself."
Katherine: "Does she know that you love me?"
Stefan: "I don't."
Katherine: "That's where your wrong, Stefan. Don't you remember? Bringing me home that night? Your family had taken me in."
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(flashback)
Katherine: "I had a lovely time, Stefan."
Stefan: "How long do you plan on staying in Mystic Falls?"
Katherine: "As long as I'm wanted. Your father has been very kind to give me shelter.
Stefan: "How could we not. Losing your family in the fire. Gratefully you, made it out of Atlanta."
Katherine: "So, I gather I'm wanted?"
Stefan: "Uh, very much so....I know, we've only known each other for a short while. And I know I'm in competition for your affections, but uh, I've never met a woman quite like you. I look at you and I see, an angel. I touch your skin, and my entire body unites. I kiss you and I know that I'm, I'm falling in love." (they kiss) "I am in love with you."
Katherine: "There's just so much you don't know about me, Stefan"
Stefan: "More to learn in love."
Katherine: "I must say good night."
Stefan: "I've upset you?"
Katherine: "No, you haven't upset me, you've just surprised me. Until tomorrow."
Katherine: "What are you doing here?"
Damon: "I told you I would come.
Katherine: "Well I'm tired. You should go."
Damon: "Did my little brother's confession overwhelm you?"
Katherine: "You shouldn't eavesdrop."
Damon: "Is my love not enough?"
Katherine: "I told you. I'm tired." (compels Damon) "I wish to be alone tonight please leave."
Damon: "Goodnight Katherine."
(present day)
Katherine: "Go ahead, Stefan, torture me. Keep me captive, drain me of my blood until my body turns to dust, it'll never change the truth. I never compelled your love. It was real. And so was mine."
Katherine: "I've been doing all the talking. It's your turn. Do you pretend to be human when your with Elena? Is that the appeal?"
Stefan: "Actually, I don't pretend to be anything when I'm with her. That's the whole point. I get to just be myself."
Katherine: "Does she know that you love me?"
Stefan: "I don't."
Katherine: "That's where your wrong, Stefan. Don't you remember? Bringing me home that night? Your family had taken me in."
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(flashback)
Katherine: "I had a lovely time, Stefan."
Stefan: "How long do you plan on staying in Mystic Falls?"
Katherine: "As long as I'm wanted. Your father has been very kind to give me shelter.
Stefan: "How could we not. Losing your family in the fire. Gratefully you, made it out of Atlanta."
Katherine: "So, I gather I'm wanted?"
Stefan: "Uh, very much so....I know, we've only known each other for a short while. And I know I'm in competition for your affections, but uh, I've never met a woman quite like you. I look at you and I see, an angel. I touch your skin, and my entire body unites. I kiss you and I know that I'm, I'm falling in love." (they kiss) "I am in love with you."
Katherine: "There's just so much you don't know about me, Stefan"
Stefan: "More to learn in love."
Katherine: "I must say good night."
Stefan: "I've upset you?"
Katherine: "No, you haven't upset me, you've just surprised me. Until tomorrow."
Katherine: "What are you doing here?"
Damon: "I told you I would come.
Katherine: "Well I'm tired. You should go."
Damon: "Did my little brother's confession overwhelm you?"
Katherine: "You shouldn't eavesdrop."
Damon: "Is my love not enough?"
Katherine: "I told you. I'm tired." (compels Damon) "I wish to be alone tonight please leave."
Damon: "Goodnight Katherine."
(present day)
Katherine: "Go ahead, Stefan, torture me. Keep me captive, drain me of my blood until my body turns to dust, it'll never change the truth. I never compelled your love. It was real. And so was mine."
Season 3 episode 6- Smells Like Teen Spirit
Katherine: "Come on Mikael, breakfast. Mm. Yummy. Mikael wake up!" (Phone is ringing) "What?"
Damon: "What. What do you what? I've callen you for two days."
Katherine: "Odd, That's exactly how long I've been ignoring you."
Damon: "Jeremy Gilbert told me that you found Mikael."
Katherine: "Yeah, Sort of, He's a little bit out of commission. He won't eat. And I've tried everything. Gravediggers, mourners, mice, rats, bats. He's just not interested."
Damon: "Well try harder. We need him to kill Klaus so I can de-rippefy Stefan before he destroys my house."
Katherine: "Fine, I'll give it another shot."
Damon: "What. What do you what? I've callen you for two days."
Katherine: "Odd, That's exactly how long I've been ignoring you."
Damon: "Jeremy Gilbert told me that you found Mikael."
Katherine: "Yeah, Sort of, He's a little bit out of commission. He won't eat. And I've tried everything. Gravediggers, mourners, mice, rats, bats. He's just not interested."
Damon: "Well try harder. We need him to kill Klaus so I can de-rippefy Stefan before he destroys my house."
Katherine: "Fine, I'll give it another shot."
Season 3 episode 6- Smells Like Teen Spirit
Elena: "I used to know every consolation, how did I forget them all?"
Stefan: "Your drunk, you need to go home."
Elena: "Fine. Let me find my car."
Stefan: "Your joking right?"
Elena: "Uh oh, it's the fun police. I thought that ripper Stefan was supposed to be the life of the party."
Stefan: "Yea, alright i'm driving you home, come on.......What are you 5. Get down?"
Elena: "Why? are you afraid that i'm gonna f-ooh." (laughs) "That was close. Klaus would not be happy with you."
Stefan: "Your hilarious."
Elena: "Look Stefan no hands." (laughs).......(falls, screams)........."I knew you'd catch me.
(Alaric shoots Stefan) (Stefan falls)
Alaric: "You okay?"
Elena: "Yeah. I'm...Fine."
Alaric: "You look uh, not sober."
Elena: "The plan worked, that's all that matters.....Let's just get him out of here."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfZwbFKkPsg
Stefan: "Your drunk, you need to go home."
Elena: "Fine. Let me find my car."
Stefan: "Your joking right?"
Elena: "Uh oh, it's the fun police. I thought that ripper Stefan was supposed to be the life of the party."
Stefan: "Yea, alright i'm driving you home, come on.......What are you 5. Get down?"
Elena: "Why? are you afraid that i'm gonna f-ooh." (laughs) "That was close. Klaus would not be happy with you."
Stefan: "Your hilarious."
Elena: "Look Stefan no hands." (laughs).......(falls, screams)........."I knew you'd catch me.
(Alaric shoots Stefan) (Stefan falls)
Alaric: "You okay?"
Elena: "Yeah. I'm...Fine."
Alaric: "You look uh, not sober."
Elena: "The plan worked, that's all that matters.....Let's just get him out of here."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfZwbFKkPsg
Season 3 episode 1- The Birthday
Elena: "Don't worry I'm not gonna lose it. At least not before the cake."
Damon: "Its your party, you can cry if you want to. Ah, Stefan, such a pack rat. I got you something. I know I promised not to buy you anything so don't worry I didn't pay for it."
Elena: "You stole it?"
Damon: "No. found it."
Elena: "My necklace. I thought I'd never see it again."
Damon: "Alaric found it in his loft, figured you'd be happy to get it back."
Elena: "I am happy. Thank you."
Damon: "Your welcome."
Elena: "Can you?"
Damon: "Absolutely.........Shall we?"
Damon: "Its your party, you can cry if you want to. Ah, Stefan, such a pack rat. I got you something. I know I promised not to buy you anything so don't worry I didn't pay for it."
Elena: "You stole it?"
Damon: "No. found it."
Elena: "My necklace. I thought I'd never see it again."
Damon: "Alaric found it in his loft, figured you'd be happy to get it back."
Elena: "I am happy. Thank you."
Damon: "Your welcome."
Elena: "Can you?"
Damon: "Absolutely.........Shall we?"
Season 3 episode 1- The Birthday
Stefan: (Calls Elena)
Elena: "Hello. Hello? Stefan? Stefan, if this is you....You'll be okay. I love you Stefan...Hold onto that. Never let that go."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3zl2HHDEvA
Elena: "Hello. Hello? Stefan? Stefan, if this is you....You'll be okay. I love you Stefan...Hold onto that. Never let that go."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3zl2HHDEvA
Season 2 episode 16- The House Guest
Elena: "What are you doing? Where are you going?"
Caroline: "Hey everybody! Lets hear it for the band!" (claps)
Jenna: "This isn't gonna end well."
Caroline: "So theres this guy and uh he told me to tell him how I feel about him. Like its so easy. um you know just cause I talk a lot doesn't mean I always know what i'm actually talking about. uh, like now and i'm feeling loopy and I don't really know how to express myself. um" (Guitar player tries to snatch mike away from Caroline) "I can sing"
Elena: "sing?"
Caroline: "Yeah, yeah. You know what i'm gonna sing"
Guitar dude: "Come on off the stage"
Caroline: "You are gonna let me live out my rock star fantasies, and your gonna be my backup.
Guitar dude: (compelled) "What'll it be?" (Caroline whispers and song to him)
Caroline: "Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling
Do you feel my heart beating,
Jenna: "She's good!
Caroline: "do you understand?"
Elena: "Yeah"
Caroline: "Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming?
Is this burning an eternal flame?
I believe it's meant to be, darling
I watch when you are sleeping, you belong to me
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming
is this burning an eternal flame?
Say my name, sun shines through the rain
A whole life so lonely, you come and ease the pain
I don't want to lose this feeling oh ohh" (matt comes on stage)
"Matt I-" (kisses her; crowd cheers)
Caroline: "Hey everybody! Lets hear it for the band!" (claps)
Jenna: "This isn't gonna end well."
Caroline: "So theres this guy and uh he told me to tell him how I feel about him. Like its so easy. um you know just cause I talk a lot doesn't mean I always know what i'm actually talking about. uh, like now and i'm feeling loopy and I don't really know how to express myself. um" (Guitar player tries to snatch mike away from Caroline) "I can sing"
Elena: "sing?"
Caroline: "Yeah, yeah. You know what i'm gonna sing"
Guitar dude: "Come on off the stage"
Caroline: "You are gonna let me live out my rock star fantasies, and your gonna be my backup.
Guitar dude: (compelled) "What'll it be?" (Caroline whispers and song to him)
Caroline: "Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling
Do you feel my heart beating,
Jenna: "She's good!
Caroline: "do you understand?"
Elena: "Yeah"
Caroline: "Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming?
Is this burning an eternal flame?
I believe it's meant to be, darling
I watch when you are sleeping, you belong to me
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming
is this burning an eternal flame?
Say my name, sun shines through the rain
A whole life so lonely, you come and ease the pain
I don't want to lose this feeling oh ohh" (matt comes on stage)
"Matt I-" (kisses her; crowd cheers)
Season 2 episode 17- Know Thy Enemy
Damon: "Hey, how is he?"
Sherrif Forbes: "He's dead."
Damon: "He'll be fine in a couple hours."
Carol: "What are you talking about? Damon he's dead."
Damon: "Well, here's the thing. John's ring, its an old Gilbert family air-loom, that protects its owner from death by a super-natural entity."
Carol: "But he's not breathing, he has no pulse."
Damon: "He will be. Trust me. We're gonna need a cover story: Epileptic fit, Alcohol binge, Banana peel....whatever works. But right now I just have to get him out of here."
Sherrif Forbes: "He's dead."
Damon: "He'll be fine in a couple hours."
Carol: "What are you talking about? Damon he's dead."
Damon: "Well, here's the thing. John's ring, its an old Gilbert family air-loom, that protects its owner from death by a super-natural entity."
Carol: "But he's not breathing, he has no pulse."
Damon: "He will be. Trust me. We're gonna need a cover story: Epileptic fit, Alcohol binge, Banana peel....whatever works. But right now I just have to get him out of here."
Season 2 episode 16- The House Guest
Damon: "Can I help you?
Katherine: "I'm bored. (She reads the book Damon's holding) Emily Bennett was taken by the counsel today. They kidnapped her from her home and took her to the same location her ancestors were burned 100 years ago. So Emily died on the sight of the massacre too. Does it say where?" (she tries to take the book but Damon pulls it away)
Damon: "nope. You know this whole friendly cooperative thing?"
Katherine: "mhm"
Damon: "I don't buy it"
Katherine: "I have no reason to lie to you Damon"
Damon: (Whispers to her loudly) "LIE"
Katherine: "I'm hungry"
Damon: "your the unwanted house guest. Go feed yourself"
Katherine: "I'm bored. (She reads the book Damon's holding) Emily Bennett was taken by the counsel today. They kidnapped her from her home and took her to the same location her ancestors were burned 100 years ago. So Emily died on the sight of the massacre too. Does it say where?" (she tries to take the book but Damon pulls it away)
Damon: "nope. You know this whole friendly cooperative thing?"
Katherine: "mhm"
Damon: "I don't buy it"
Katherine: "I have no reason to lie to you Damon"
Damon: (Whispers to her loudly) "LIE"
Katherine: "I'm hungry"
Damon: "your the unwanted house guest. Go feed yourself"
Season 1 episode 22- Founders Day
Damon: "Very brave of you to come here."
Katherine: "I wanted to say goodbye."
Damon: "Leaving so soon?"
Katherine: "I know where I'm not wanted."
Damon: "Don't pout....It's not attractive in a woman your age."
Katherine: "Ouch....What no goodbye kiss?"
Damon: "Why don't I kill you instead? What are you doing here?"
Katherine: "Nostalgia, curiosity, etc."
Damon: "I'm better at the enigmatic one liners, Katherine. What are you up to?"
Katherine: "Trust me Damon. When i'm up to something, you'll know it. Come on, kiss me, or kill me. Which will it be Damon? We both know that your only capable of one........My sweet innocent Damon" (He kisses her) "That's where I like it."
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Damon: "Okay, wait, wait. Breathe, pause. I have a question. Answer it and its back to fireworks and rockets red glare. Answer it right and I'll forget the last 145 years I spent looking for you. I'll forget, how much I loved you. I'll forget everything and we can start over. This can be our defining moment. We have to time. That's the beauty of eternity. I just need the truth, just once."
Katherine: "Stop. I already know your question...and its answer..........The truth is.....I've never loved you. It was always Stefan."
Katherine: "I wanted to say goodbye."
Damon: "Leaving so soon?"
Katherine: "I know where I'm not wanted."
Damon: "Don't pout....It's not attractive in a woman your age."
Katherine: "Ouch....What no goodbye kiss?"
Damon: "Why don't I kill you instead? What are you doing here?"
Katherine: "Nostalgia, curiosity, etc."
Damon: "I'm better at the enigmatic one liners, Katherine. What are you up to?"
Katherine: "Trust me Damon. When i'm up to something, you'll know it. Come on, kiss me, or kill me. Which will it be Damon? We both know that your only capable of one........My sweet innocent Damon" (He kisses her) "That's where I like it."
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Damon: "Okay, wait, wait. Breathe, pause. I have a question. Answer it and its back to fireworks and rockets red glare. Answer it right and I'll forget the last 145 years I spent looking for you. I'll forget, how much I loved you. I'll forget everything and we can start over. This can be our defining moment. We have to time. That's the beauty of eternity. I just need the truth, just once."
Katherine: "Stop. I already know your question...and its answer..........The truth is.....I've never loved you. It was always Stefan."
Season 1 episode 21- Isobel
Damon: "Uh oh Sherry, you won again, hope i'm wearing my good underwear."
Isobel: "Tonight's just one blast from the past after another. No, no, no."
Damon: "Hm."
Isobel: "Digash Sherry."
Damon: "mhm. It's good to see you Isobel. Just having fun with your naughty little minion."
Isobel: "mm. How'd you find me?"
Damon: "Searched all the neighborhood bank all the four-closures and found the most expensive one."
Isobel: "Oh I should've known. You were the one that taught me that."
Damon: "mhm."
Isobel: "What are you really doing here?"
Damon: "Well you cost quite a stir. When you blew into town. Saw everyone except for the man that made you. I'm a little hurt."
Isobel: "I'm so sorry....did you bring the device?"
Damon: (laughs a little) "Ow. What are you doing with John Gilbert?"
Isobel: We dated a few times when we were young. He was, a little bit in love with me."
Damon: "I'm sure. One of the many. Now this little, invention, what do you want with it?"
Isobel: "Oh, me personally, I don't want anything with it, I'm just doing what i'm told. You know Damon, we're on the same side."
Damon: "Oh yeah? What side is that?"
Isobel: "Katherine's. She wants John Gilbert, to have the device and I think that you know, that she's not happy when she doesn't get what she wants."
Damon: "Why are you doing her dirty work?"
Isobel: "Don't kill the messenger. We both know that you can't control Katherine. She does what she wants."
Damon: "So do I."
Isobel: "Oh really Damon? You do?........What should we do now?" (They both laugh) "Ohh yeah, memory serves."
(They kiss)
Damon: "Now that I have you attention, listen up. You do not come into my town; threaten people I care about! Going after Elena; Bad move. You leave her alone or I will rip you to bits, because I do believe in killing the messenger. You know why?....Because it sends a message. Katherine wants something from me? You tell that little bitch to come get it herself!"
Isobel: "Tonight's just one blast from the past after another. No, no, no."
Damon: "Hm."
Isobel: "Digash Sherry."
Damon: "mhm. It's good to see you Isobel. Just having fun with your naughty little minion."
Isobel: "mm. How'd you find me?"
Damon: "Searched all the neighborhood bank all the four-closures and found the most expensive one."
Isobel: "Oh I should've known. You were the one that taught me that."
Damon: "mhm."
Isobel: "What are you really doing here?"
Damon: "Well you cost quite a stir. When you blew into town. Saw everyone except for the man that made you. I'm a little hurt."
Isobel: "I'm so sorry....did you bring the device?"
Damon: (laughs a little) "Ow. What are you doing with John Gilbert?"
Isobel: We dated a few times when we were young. He was, a little bit in love with me."
Damon: "I'm sure. One of the many. Now this little, invention, what do you want with it?"
Isobel: "Oh, me personally, I don't want anything with it, I'm just doing what i'm told. You know Damon, we're on the same side."
Damon: "Oh yeah? What side is that?"
Isobel: "Katherine's. She wants John Gilbert, to have the device and I think that you know, that she's not happy when she doesn't get what she wants."
Damon: "Why are you doing her dirty work?"
Isobel: "Don't kill the messenger. We both know that you can't control Katherine. She does what she wants."
Damon: "So do I."
Isobel: "Oh really Damon? You do?........What should we do now?" (They both laugh) "Ohh yeah, memory serves."
(They kiss)
Damon: "Now that I have you attention, listen up. You do not come into my town; threaten people I care about! Going after Elena; Bad move. You leave her alone or I will rip you to bits, because I do believe in killing the messenger. You know why?....Because it sends a message. Katherine wants something from me? You tell that little bitch to come get it herself!"
Season 2 episode 21- The Sun Also Rises
John's Letter: "Elena, It's no easy task being an ordinary parent to an extraordinary child. I failed in that task. And because of my prejudices, I failed you. I'm haunted by how things might've played out differently, if i'd been more willing to hear your side of things. For me, it's the end. For you, a chance to grow old and someday do better with your own child than I did with mine. It's for that child that I give you my ring. I don't ask for your forgiveness or for you to forget; I ask only that you believe this. Whether you are now reading this as a human or as a vampire, I love you all the same as I've always loved you, and always will.
-John
-John
Season 1 episode 8- 162 Candles
Elena: "Hey!"
Bonnie: "Be patient."
Elena: "Ok."
Bonnie: "I need to swear you to secrecy."
Elena: "It's kinda a bad week for that kinda stuff."
Bonnie: "if you don't swear, cause i'm not supposed to be showing you to this."
Elena: "Ok, I swear."
Bonnie: "Ok there's no windows open, right."
Elena: "Right."
Bonnie: "There's no fan, no air-conditioning..."
Elena: "None, what are you doing?"
Bonnie: "Grams showed me this, your gonna love it. You ready?"
Elena: (nods)
(Bonnie does magic)
Elena: "Bonnie, whats going on?"
.................................
Bonnie: "It's true Elena, everything my grams told me. It's impossible, and it's true. I'm a witch."
Elena: "I believe you."
Bonnie: "Be patient."
Elena: "Ok."
Bonnie: "I need to swear you to secrecy."
Elena: "It's kinda a bad week for that kinda stuff."
Bonnie: "if you don't swear, cause i'm not supposed to be showing you to this."
Elena: "Ok, I swear."
Bonnie: "Ok there's no windows open, right."
Elena: "Right."
Bonnie: "There's no fan, no air-conditioning..."
Elena: "None, what are you doing?"
Bonnie: "Grams showed me this, your gonna love it. You ready?"
Elena: (nods)
(Bonnie does magic)
Elena: "Bonnie, whats going on?"
.................................
Bonnie: "It's true Elena, everything my grams told me. It's impossible, and it's true. I'm a witch."
Elena: "I believe you."
Season 2 episode 14- Crying Wolf
Jeremy: "So will Luka remember anything?"
Bonnie: "No, He'll know he lost consciousness, that's all."
Jeremy: "Well, should we wait for Caroline?"
Bonnie: "She was just gonna drop Luka back at the grill, said to lock the door on our way out."
Jeremy: "Yeah, well, I hope she drops him hard."
Bonnie: "Wait. Your Elena's little brother. I've known you forever. You're that punk kid. I remember you awkward phase, and then your emo phase....your druggie phase. Overnight you turned into this hot guy who's really sweet, and-"
Jeremy: "You think i'm hot?"
Bonnie: "With everything that's going on; You know, the curses...and sacrifice."
Jeremy: "Enough already."
(they kiss)
...........................
Bonnie: "Wow!"
Bonnie: "No, He'll know he lost consciousness, that's all."
Jeremy: "Well, should we wait for Caroline?"
Bonnie: "She was just gonna drop Luka back at the grill, said to lock the door on our way out."
Jeremy: "Yeah, well, I hope she drops him hard."
Bonnie: "Wait. Your Elena's little brother. I've known you forever. You're that punk kid. I remember you awkward phase, and then your emo phase....your druggie phase. Overnight you turned into this hot guy who's really sweet, and-"
Jeremy: "You think i'm hot?"
Bonnie: "With everything that's going on; You know, the curses...and sacrifice."
Jeremy: "Enough already."
(they kiss)
...........................
Bonnie: "Wow!"
Season 2 episode 13- Daddy Issues
Tyler: "Are you okay?"
Caroline: "I'm fine."
Tyler: "I had no idea, they would come for you."
Caroline: "Do you know what they did to me?"
Tyler: "I'm sorry, but, it's crazy now, okay, I don't know who to trust. You lied to me."
Caroline: "I lied to protect my friends. I lied to protect you, don't you get that?"
Tyler: "Caroline-"
Caroline: "You just stood there, when they were going to kill us! You just stood there! You didn't do anything!."
Tyler: "I didn't know what to do."
Caroline: "You help your friend, that's what you do."
Tyler: "I'm sorry."
Caroline: "No, it's too late, because we're not friends anymore. And what happened to me tonight; that will never happen again, so you take that back to your little werewolf pack, and you get the hell outta my house!"
Caroline: "I'm fine."
Tyler: "I had no idea, they would come for you."
Caroline: "Do you know what they did to me?"
Tyler: "I'm sorry, but, it's crazy now, okay, I don't know who to trust. You lied to me."
Caroline: "I lied to protect my friends. I lied to protect you, don't you get that?"
Tyler: "Caroline-"
Caroline: "You just stood there, when they were going to kill us! You just stood there! You didn't do anything!."
Tyler: "I didn't know what to do."
Caroline: "You help your friend, that's what you do."
Tyler: "I'm sorry."
Caroline: "No, it's too late, because we're not friends anymore. And what happened to me tonight; that will never happen again, so you take that back to your little werewolf pack, and you get the hell outta my house!"
24. Season 2 episode 4- Memory Lane
Elena: "All this, just to get you back?"
Stefan: "That's not why she's here k? No matter what she says, I know her; Katherine doesn't care about anybody but herself. She never has. She's Incapable of love. She's here for another reason."
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(1864)
Katherine: "George."
George: "Your carriage is waiting."
Katherine: "Well done George, thank you."
George: "Uh, now onto you part of the deal."
Katherine: "If anyone learns of my escape I will find you and I will kill you.....don't think that I won't."
George: "We should take each other's secrets to the grave. Now we must hurry."
Katherine: "I love you, Stefan. We will be together again; I promise."
(Katherine kisses Stefan)
Stefan: "That's not why she's here k? No matter what she says, I know her; Katherine doesn't care about anybody but herself. She never has. She's Incapable of love. She's here for another reason."
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(1864)
Katherine: "George."
George: "Your carriage is waiting."
Katherine: "Well done George, thank you."
George: "Uh, now onto you part of the deal."
Katherine: "If anyone learns of my escape I will find you and I will kill you.....don't think that I won't."
George: "We should take each other's secrets to the grave. Now we must hurry."
Katherine: "I love you, Stefan. We will be together again; I promise."
(Katherine kisses Stefan)
23. Season 2 episode 3- Bad Moon Rising
Damon: "Pull it out. I can't reach it Elena, just pull the damn thing out; it hurts." (Elena pulls it out) "oooooh ah oooah. That bitch is dead."
Elena: "Uh, your not gonna kill her."
Damon: "Watch me."
Elena: "You touch her and I swear I will never speak to you again."
Damon: "What makes you think that has any power over me? Cause I took an arrow in the back for you? You are severely over estimating yourself."
Elena: "Right, I forgot I was speaking to a psychotic mind who snaps and kills people impulsively; fine, go ahead. Do whatever you want."
Damon: "You're trying to manipulate me."
Elena: "If by manipulate you mean tell the truth, okay; guilty.....Okay."
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Elena: "I'm Elena Gilbert, Isobel's Daughter and a descendant of Katherine Pierce, and This is Damon Salvatore, who you just shot."
Damon: "I'd be extra nice to me right now."
Elena: "Uh, your not gonna kill her."
Damon: "Watch me."
Elena: "You touch her and I swear I will never speak to you again."
Damon: "What makes you think that has any power over me? Cause I took an arrow in the back for you? You are severely over estimating yourself."
Elena: "Right, I forgot I was speaking to a psychotic mind who snaps and kills people impulsively; fine, go ahead. Do whatever you want."
Damon: "You're trying to manipulate me."
Elena: "If by manipulate you mean tell the truth, okay; guilty.....Okay."
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Elena: "I'm Elena Gilbert, Isobel's Daughter and a descendant of Katherine Pierce, and This is Damon Salvatore, who you just shot."
Damon: "I'd be extra nice to me right now."
22. Season 1 episode 8- Rose
Damon: "Cute Pj's."
Elena: "I'm tired Damon."
Damon: "Brought you this."
Elena: "I thought that was gone. Thank you. Please give it back."
Damon: "I just have to say something."
Elena: "Why do you have to say it with my necklace?"
Damon: "Because what i'm about to say is probably the most selfish thing I've ever said in my life."
Elena: "Damon don't go there."
Damon: "I just need to say it once. you just need to hear it.
"I Love you, Elena"
"And it's because I love you Elena. and its because I love you that, I can't be selfish with you. Why you can't know this. I don't deserve you...But my brother does." (Kisses her on the forehead) "God, I wish you didn't have to forget this......But you do."
Season 2 episode 3- Bad Moon Rising
Vanessa: "Does vervain really work?"
Damon: "Nope not at all."
Vanessa: "Can he hear us?"
Damon: "No. That would be creepy."
Vanessa: "Can he read minds too?"
Damon: "You know if you want to see me naked, all you have to do is ask."
Elena: "No! That he can't do. He is very capable of being a first rate Jackass."
Damon: "Nope not at all."
Vanessa: "Can he hear us?"
Damon: "No. That would be creepy."
Vanessa: "Can he read minds too?"
Damon: "You know if you want to see me naked, all you have to do is ask."
Elena: "No! That he can't do. He is very capable of being a first rate Jackass."
20. Season 2 episode 15- The Dinner Party
Lexi: "You have to let it all back in. The Pain, The look in their eyes when you take their life. The cries of their loved ones."
Stefan: "Why would I want to do that?"
Lexi: "Because what you can hurt, you can love. And love Stefan, that's the point."
Stefan: "Why would I want to do that?"
Lexi: "Because what you can hurt, you can love. And love Stefan, that's the point."
19. Season 1 episode 21- Isobel
Isobel: "Where's the device?"
Elena: "Where's my brother?"
Isobel: "This isn't a negotiation. Where's the invention?"
Elena: "Where's my brother?"
Isobel: "Do you really think that I came alone?"
Elena: "Do you really think that I came alone?"
Isobel: "For god's sake's call home."
Elena: "What?"
Isobel: "Call home; ask to speak to your brother Jeremy."
(Elena calls)
Jeremy: "Hello?"
Elena: "Jeremy! Are you ok?"
Jeremy: "Yeah Yeah i'm fine. Uncle John uhh hit his head. It was an accident."
Jenna: "And we're all laughing."
Jeremy: (laughs) "But um, i'm okay."
Elena: "I'll be home soon. Alright?"
Jeremy: "Yeah." (he disconnects)
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Elena: "You were never gonna hurt him."
Isobel: "No. I was gonna kill him. Don't look for any redeeming qualities in me. I don't have any."
Elena: "But you took a risk with Damon. How did you know that he was gonna give it to me?"
Isobel: "Cause he's in love with you."
(Isobel puts her hand out and Elena gives her the device.)
Elena: "Thank you."
Isobel: "For what?"
Elena: "For being such a monumental disappointment. Keep some memory of my real mother, perfectly intact."
Isobel: "Goodbye Elena. As long as you have a Salvatore on each arm. Your doomed. Katherine was smart; she got out. But we all know that your not Katherine."
Elena: "Where's my brother?"
Isobel: "This isn't a negotiation. Where's the invention?"
Elena: "Where's my brother?"
Isobel: "Do you really think that I came alone?"
Elena: "Do you really think that I came alone?"
Isobel: "For god's sake's call home."
Elena: "What?"
Isobel: "Call home; ask to speak to your brother Jeremy."
(Elena calls)
Jeremy: "Hello?"
Elena: "Jeremy! Are you ok?"
Jeremy: "Yeah Yeah i'm fine. Uncle John uhh hit his head. It was an accident."
Jenna: "And we're all laughing."
Jeremy: (laughs) "But um, i'm okay."
Elena: "I'll be home soon. Alright?"
Jeremy: "Yeah." (he disconnects)
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Elena: "You were never gonna hurt him."
Isobel: "No. I was gonna kill him. Don't look for any redeeming qualities in me. I don't have any."
Elena: "But you took a risk with Damon. How did you know that he was gonna give it to me?"
Isobel: "Cause he's in love with you."
(Isobel puts her hand out and Elena gives her the device.)
Elena: "Thank you."
Isobel: "For what?"
Elena: "For being such a monumental disappointment. Keep some memory of my real mother, perfectly intact."
Isobel: "Goodbye Elena. As long as you have a Salvatore on each arm. Your doomed. Katherine was smart; she got out. But we all know that your not Katherine."
18. Season 2 episode 22- The Last Day
Damon: "this is even more pitiful than I thought."
Elena: " There's still hope."
Damon: "I've made a lot of choices that have gotten me here. I deserve this. I deserve to die."
Elena: "No........you don't."
Damon: "I do Elena, it's okay.....cause if Id've chosen differently, I wouldn't have met you. I'm so sorry. I've done so many things to hurt you."
Elena: "It's okay. I forgive you."
Damon: "I know you love Stefan. And it will always be Stefan.......But I love you. You should know that."
Elena: "I do."
Damon: "You should've met me in 1864.......You would've liked me."
Elena: "I like you now. Just the way you are."
(Elena kisses Damon)
Damon: "Thank you."
Elena: "Your welcome."
(Katherine comes in)
Katherine: "Well it's me you should be thanking. I mean, I'm the one who brought the cure.......I thought you were dead."
Elena: "I was."
Damon: "You got free."
Katherine: "Yup. Finally."
Damon: "And you still came here."
Katherine: "I owed you one."
Elena: "Where's Stefan?"
Katherine: "Are you sure you care?"
Elena: "Where is he?"
Katherine: "He's paying for this. He gave himself over to Klaus. I wouldn't expect him anytime soon."
Elena: "What do you mean 'he gave himself over'?"
Katherine: "He just, sacrificed everything to save his brother. Including you. Its a good thing you have Damon to keep you company. Goodbye Elena.......Oh, its okay to love them both. I did."
Elena: " There's still hope."
Damon: "I've made a lot of choices that have gotten me here. I deserve this. I deserve to die."
Elena: "No........you don't."
Damon: "I do Elena, it's okay.....cause if Id've chosen differently, I wouldn't have met you. I'm so sorry. I've done so many things to hurt you."
Elena: "It's okay. I forgive you."
Damon: "I know you love Stefan. And it will always be Stefan.......But I love you. You should know that."
Elena: "I do."
Damon: "You should've met me in 1864.......You would've liked me."
Elena: "I like you now. Just the way you are."
(Elena kisses Damon)
Damon: "Thank you."
Elena: "Your welcome."
(Katherine comes in)
Katherine: "Well it's me you should be thanking. I mean, I'm the one who brought the cure.......I thought you were dead."
Elena: "I was."
Damon: "You got free."
Katherine: "Yup. Finally."
Damon: "And you still came here."
Katherine: "I owed you one."
Elena: "Where's Stefan?"
Katherine: "Are you sure you care?"
Elena: "Where is he?"
Katherine: "He's paying for this. He gave himself over to Klaus. I wouldn't expect him anytime soon."
Elena: "What do you mean 'he gave himself over'?"
Katherine: "He just, sacrificed everything to save his brother. Including you. Its a good thing you have Damon to keep you company. Goodbye Elena.......Oh, its okay to love them both. I did."
17. Season 1 episode 19- Miss Mystic Falls
Damon: "You were playing house, with half a tomb of really pissed off vampires. What'd you think was gonna happen?"
16. Season 1 episode 18- Under Control
Kelly: "What are you doing?.......Matt don't"
Matt: "Can't do it anymore mom, so just go alright. you've done it before. More times than I can count."
Kelly: "I'm not leaving you. Mattie."
Matt: "MOM! don't you get it? I'm better off without you."
Kelly: "No! tonight was a....god i'm so sorry. I know I failed you, and I know I failed Vickie, but I won't do it to you again. I promise I'll get it together."
Matt: "I want you out of the house, and my life by morning."
Kelly: (whispers while crying) "Matty"
Matt: "Can't do it anymore mom, so just go alright. you've done it before. More times than I can count."
Kelly: "I'm not leaving you. Mattie."
Matt: "MOM! don't you get it? I'm better off without you."
Kelly: "No! tonight was a....god i'm so sorry. I know I failed you, and I know I failed Vickie, but I won't do it to you again. I promise I'll get it together."
Matt: "I want you out of the house, and my life by morning."
Kelly: (whispers while crying) "Matty"
15. Season 1 episode 7- Haunted
Tyler: "Screw you dude."
Damon: "Dude? really? dude?"
Stefan: "Damon don't."
Damon: "Oh come on. whose gonna miss this idiot?"
Damon: "Dude? really? dude?"
Stefan: "Damon don't."
Damon: "Oh come on. whose gonna miss this idiot?"
14. Season 1 episode 1- Pilot
Bonnie: "Who's That?"
Elena: "All I see is back."
Bonnie: "That's a hot back."
(Elena Laughs)
Elena: "All I see is back."
Bonnie: "That's a hot back."
(Elena Laughs)
13. Season 2 episode 6- Plan B
Stefan: “You’re staring.”
Elena: “I’m gazing.”
Stefan: “It’s creepy.”
Elena: “It’s romantic.”
Elena: “I’m gazing.”
Stefan: “It’s creepy.”
Elena: “It’s romantic.”
12. Season 2 episode 20- The Last Day
Stefan: “Hey you can say it.”
Elena: “Say what?”
Stefan: “The thing you’ve been wanting to say but…… but afraid of how it will make me feel.”
Elena: “There’s nothing I can say Stefan, its not gonna change anything.”
Stefan: “It might make you feel better……Look I know this isn’t the first time you’ve thought about it……..Drinking vampire blood to survive. I know I’ve thought about it a million times.”
Elena: “Before all this with Klaus, did you think about it then?”
Stefan: “Of course I did. Look, if it were my choice, I’d wanna be with you forever.”
Elena: “Why have you never brought it up?”
Stefan: “Cause I knew if it was an option, you would’ve……it would be selfish for me to ask you.”
Elena: “It didn’t stop Damon.”
Stefan: “He shouldn’t have done what he did…………..He did it because he loves you.”
Elena: “But he did this to me Stefan, which means he doesn’t really know what love is. And to be honest I don’t know if I do, I’m 17 years old, how am I supposed to know any of this yet? I know that I love you Stefan. I know that. But my future……our lives together…..those were things I was supposed to do with as they came along……I was supposed to grow up……decide if I wanna have kids and start a family….grow old and I was supposed to have a life time of those choices and………Now……..its all gone.”
Stefan: “Say it………Please.”
Elena: “I don’t wanna be a vampire Stefan. I never wanted to be one.”
Stefan: “I know…….It’s ok.”
Elena: “Say what?”
Stefan: “The thing you’ve been wanting to say but…… but afraid of how it will make me feel.”
Elena: “There’s nothing I can say Stefan, its not gonna change anything.”
Stefan: “It might make you feel better……Look I know this isn’t the first time you’ve thought about it……..Drinking vampire blood to survive. I know I’ve thought about it a million times.”
Elena: “Before all this with Klaus, did you think about it then?”
Stefan: “Of course I did. Look, if it were my choice, I’d wanna be with you forever.”
Elena: “Why have you never brought it up?”
Stefan: “Cause I knew if it was an option, you would’ve……it would be selfish for me to ask you.”
Elena: “It didn’t stop Damon.”
Stefan: “He shouldn’t have done what he did…………..He did it because he loves you.”
Elena: “But he did this to me Stefan, which means he doesn’t really know what love is. And to be honest I don’t know if I do, I’m 17 years old, how am I supposed to know any of this yet? I know that I love you Stefan. I know that. But my future……our lives together…..those were things I was supposed to do with as they came along……I was supposed to grow up……decide if I wanna have kids and start a family….grow old and I was supposed to have a life time of those choices and………Now……..its all gone.”
Stefan: “Say it………Please.”
Elena: “I don’t wanna be a vampire Stefan. I never wanted to be one.”
Stefan: “I know…….It’s ok.”
11. Season 2 episode 18- The Last Dance
Damon: “May I?”
Bonnie: “You heard Jeremy and me talking. Didn’t you?”
Damon: “Is it true?”
Bonnie: “Yes.”
Damon: “The part about you having a 50/50 shot of surviving…..is that true?”
Bonnie: “He was upset, I didn’t want him to worry.”
Damon: “So you’d lay it all on the line for Elena, no matter what.”
Bonnie: “No matter what.”
Damon: “good.”
Bonnie: “You can’t tell anyone.”
Damon: “Your secrets safe with me. I mean, with all that power…is there no way to increase your odds?”
Bonnie: “Careful Damon. I might start to think you actually care.”
Damon: “We wouldn’t want that.”
Bonnie: “You heard Jeremy and me talking. Didn’t you?”
Damon: “Is it true?”
Bonnie: “Yes.”
Damon: “The part about you having a 50/50 shot of surviving…..is that true?”
Bonnie: “He was upset, I didn’t want him to worry.”
Damon: “So you’d lay it all on the line for Elena, no matter what.”
Bonnie: “No matter what.”
Damon: “good.”
Bonnie: “You can’t tell anyone.”
Damon: “Your secrets safe with me. I mean, with all that power…is there no way to increase your odds?”
Bonnie: “Careful Damon. I might start to think you actually care.”
Damon: “We wouldn’t want that.”
10. Season 2 episode 19- Klaus
Damon: “Did she just hang up on you?”
Stefan: “She did.”
Damon: “She’s lost it.”
Stefan: “If anyone can get him to help us kill Klaus it’s her.”
Damon: “Bonnie’s a way to kill Klaus, Stefan. He thinks she’s dead, we have a chance with her.”
Stefan: “She’ll kill herself in the process; Elena’s looking for another way.”
Damon: “Her ways gonna get her killed, so we need to find her and stop her.”
Stefan: “No, you need to back off.”
Damon: “What?”
Stefan: “Look, I don’t like this anymore than you do, but we need to trust her, we gotta just let her do her thing.”
Damon: “That might be your plan, mines better.”
……….(Stefan grabs Damon)
Stefan: “I said back off.”
Stefan: “She did.”
Damon: “She’s lost it.”
Stefan: “If anyone can get him to help us kill Klaus it’s her.”
Damon: “Bonnie’s a way to kill Klaus, Stefan. He thinks she’s dead, we have a chance with her.”
Stefan: “She’ll kill herself in the process; Elena’s looking for another way.”
Damon: “Her ways gonna get her killed, so we need to find her and stop her.”
Stefan: “No, you need to back off.”
Damon: “What?”
Stefan: “Look, I don’t like this anymore than you do, but we need to trust her, we gotta just let her do her thing.”
Damon: “That might be your plan, mines better.”
……….(Stefan grabs Damon)
Stefan: “I said back off.”
9. Season 2 episode 13- Daddy Issues
John: “your not leaving this restaurant.”
Elena: “You can’t tell me what to do.”
John: “Yes I can. You wanna know why? Because I’m here to make sure you stay safe.”
Elena: “I’ve got that covered.”
John: “Are you talking about that deal you made with Elijah. You really think he’s gonna keep his promise to you? Putting your faith in him was a dumb move.”
Elena: “Are you saying I should put my faith in you? After everything you did to Stefan and Damon?”
John: “We’ve had our differences, and I made mistakes, but you and I, we’re family.”
Elena: “You don’t get to use that word. That word is off limits to you.”
John: “Fine, but it doesn’t change the facts.”
Elena: “You’re right, facts are facts so listen up, you may be my father, but I am never going to be your daughter you got that?”
Elena: “You can’t tell me what to do.”
John: “Yes I can. You wanna know why? Because I’m here to make sure you stay safe.”
Elena: “I’ve got that covered.”
John: “Are you talking about that deal you made with Elijah. You really think he’s gonna keep his promise to you? Putting your faith in him was a dumb move.”
Elena: “Are you saying I should put my faith in you? After everything you did to Stefan and Damon?”
John: “We’ve had our differences, and I made mistakes, but you and I, we’re family.”
Elena: “You don’t get to use that word. That word is off limits to you.”
John: “Fine, but it doesn’t change the facts.”
Elena: “You’re right, facts are facts so listen up, you may be my father, but I am never going to be your daughter you got that?”
8. Season 2 episode 12- The Descent
Rose: "Damon's a lot like me. He wants to care and when he does he runs away from it."
7. Season 2 episode 14- Crying Wolf
Stefan: "It`s not gonna be a very romantic weekend unless you invite me inside."
Elena: "Stefan, I can`t."
Stefan: "What?"
Elena: My parents left this house to John Gilbert. He`s the only one who can invite you in. I`m sorry I completely forgot."
Stefan: "You`re kidding me, right?"
Elena: "Stefan Salvatore, I hereby invite you into this home"
Stefan: "You are such a liar."
Elena: "Stefan, I can`t."
Stefan: "What?"
Elena: My parents left this house to John Gilbert. He`s the only one who can invite you in. I`m sorry I completely forgot."
Stefan: "You`re kidding me, right?"
Elena: "Stefan Salvatore, I hereby invite you into this home"
Stefan: "You are such a liar."
6. Season 2 episode 7- Masquerade
Katherine: "Dance with me."
Stefan: "No."
Katherine: "Fine, then tell me who I should kill. Him? mmhm she looks delicious....................mmmhhm, it's a beautiful night."
Stefan: "Why the charade."
Katherine: "Hows Jenna? I certainly didn't expect her to survive that. Lucky girl...Clumsy....How does one stab oneself?"
Stefan: "Katherine."
Katherine: "Mmmmmh."
Stefan: "I don't want anyone to get hurt tonight."
Katherine: "Ok, then give me the moonstone and nobody will."
Stefan: "Well see I don't have the moonstone on me so, you and I will have to go get it together."
Katherine: "Mmmhmm, I have a better plan. You go fetch it, And I will try not to kill anyone in the meantime."
Stefan: (laughs) "My way.....or you don't get it."
Aimee: "Hey Stefan, I can't find Matt. Oh my god Elena you look so pretty. I love that dress, you look gorge."
Katherine: "Mhm thank you, I love your necklace."
Aimee: "Oh thanks."
Katherine: "Oh its twisted here, let me. here we go, Paralyzed from the waist down.....and dead....The moonstone Stefan, tick tock."
Stefan: "No."
Katherine: "Fine, then tell me who I should kill. Him? mmhm she looks delicious....................mmmhhm, it's a beautiful night."
Stefan: "Why the charade."
Katherine: "Hows Jenna? I certainly didn't expect her to survive that. Lucky girl...Clumsy....How does one stab oneself?"
Stefan: "Katherine."
Katherine: "Mmmmmh."
Stefan: "I don't want anyone to get hurt tonight."
Katherine: "Ok, then give me the moonstone and nobody will."
Stefan: "Well see I don't have the moonstone on me so, you and I will have to go get it together."
Katherine: "Mmmhmm, I have a better plan. You go fetch it, And I will try not to kill anyone in the meantime."
Stefan: (laughs) "My way.....or you don't get it."
Aimee: "Hey Stefan, I can't find Matt. Oh my god Elena you look so pretty. I love that dress, you look gorge."
Katherine: "Mhm thank you, I love your necklace."
Aimee: "Oh thanks."
Katherine: "Oh its twisted here, let me. here we go, Paralyzed from the waist down.....and dead....The moonstone Stefan, tick tock."
5. Season 2 episode 6- Plan B
Stefan: "I'm so sorry."
Elena: "We were stupid......sneaking around thinking that we weren't gonna get caught."
Stefan: "I know."
Elena: "We did this, Stefan, Jenna's in the hospital, and Jeremy could be next, all because we didn't we didn't listen to her, because, because we're together..............................Stefan."
Stefan: "I know what your gonna say."
Elena: "Then let me say it. I've been so selfish because I love you so much. And I know how much you love me........But it's over, Stefan it has to be."
Stefan: "Elena, I don't-
Elena: "No Stefan...........it has to be."
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Damon: "Elena, I wrapped Katherine up, I wasn't thinking, I didn't think."
Elena: "It doesn't matter, Damon. She won.....Katherine won."
Elena: "We were stupid......sneaking around thinking that we weren't gonna get caught."
Stefan: "I know."
Elena: "We did this, Stefan, Jenna's in the hospital, and Jeremy could be next, all because we didn't we didn't listen to her, because, because we're together..............................Stefan."
Stefan: "I know what your gonna say."
Elena: "Then let me say it. I've been so selfish because I love you so much. And I know how much you love me........But it's over, Stefan it has to be."
Stefan: "Elena, I don't-
Elena: "No Stefan...........it has to be."
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Damon: "Elena, I wrapped Katherine up, I wasn't thinking, I didn't think."
Elena: "It doesn't matter, Damon. She won.....Katherine won."
4. Season 2 episode 3- Bad Moon Rising
Damon: "I got lucky with the ring. I don't know what would have happened if he wasn't wearing it..........Elena, I'm sorry."
Elena: "Thank you for being honest with me. And the answer to your question, about our friendship......is yes........you have lost me forever.
Damon: "But you knew that already didn't you? You used me today."
Elena: "You had information about Katherine that I needed to know-"
Damon: "I thought friends don't manipulate friends.............You and Katherine have a lot more in common than just your looks."
Elena: "Thank you for being honest with me. And the answer to your question, about our friendship......is yes........you have lost me forever.
Damon: "But you knew that already didn't you? You used me today."
Elena: "You had information about Katherine that I needed to know-"
Damon: "I thought friends don't manipulate friends.............You and Katherine have a lot more in common than just your looks."
3. Season 2 episode 12- The Descent
Jessica: "Sir are you ok?"
Damon: (moans)
Jessica: "What happened?"
Damon: "I'm.....lost."
Jessica: "Your lying in the middle of the road."
Damon: "Not that kind of lost. Metaphorically..... Existentially."
Jessica: "You need help?"
Damon: "Well, yes I do. Can you help me?"
Jessica: "Your drunk."
Damon: "No....yes a little, maybe.....No please don't leave. I really do need help..........don't move."
Jessica: "I don't want any trouble."
Damon: "Neither do I. But it's all I got is trouble."
Jessica: "Why can't I move?"
Damon: "What's your name?"
Jessica: "Jessica"
Damon: "Hey Jessica, I have a secret....I have a big one, but I've never said it out loud. Whats the point? Its not gonna change anything......its not gonna make me good, make me adopt a puppy. I can't be what other people want me to be, what she wants me to be.....This is who I am Jessica."
Jessica: "Are you gonna hurt me?"
Damon: "I'm not sure. Because you are my existential crisis.....Do I kill you.....Do I not kill you.
Jessica: "Please don't."
Damon: "But I have to, Jessica. Because I'm not human, and I miss it....I miss it more than anything on the world. That is my secret. But there's only s....so much hurt a man can take."
Jessica: "Please don't."
Damon: "Okay......Your free to go."
(Damon lets her go, then she runs to her car, but when she goes to open the door Damon bites her and kills her)
Damon: (moans)
Jessica: "What happened?"
Damon: "I'm.....lost."
Jessica: "Your lying in the middle of the road."
Damon: "Not that kind of lost. Metaphorically..... Existentially."
Jessica: "You need help?"
Damon: "Well, yes I do. Can you help me?"
Jessica: "Your drunk."
Damon: "No....yes a little, maybe.....No please don't leave. I really do need help..........don't move."
Jessica: "I don't want any trouble."
Damon: "Neither do I. But it's all I got is trouble."
Jessica: "Why can't I move?"
Damon: "What's your name?"
Jessica: "Jessica"
Damon: "Hey Jessica, I have a secret....I have a big one, but I've never said it out loud. Whats the point? Its not gonna change anything......its not gonna make me good, make me adopt a puppy. I can't be what other people want me to be, what she wants me to be.....This is who I am Jessica."
Jessica: "Are you gonna hurt me?"
Damon: "I'm not sure. Because you are my existential crisis.....Do I kill you.....Do I not kill you.
Jessica: "Please don't."
Damon: "But I have to, Jessica. Because I'm not human, and I miss it....I miss it more than anything on the world. That is my secret. But there's only s....so much hurt a man can take."
Jessica: "Please don't."
Damon: "Okay......Your free to go."
(Damon lets her go, then she runs to her car, but when she goes to open the door Damon bites her and kills her)
2. Season 2 episode 9- Katerina
Katherine: "there's nothing you can do, Stefan. I haven't even told you the best part of the story."
(flash-back back to Bulgaria 1492. Katerina finds all of her family members dead)
Katherine: "He killed them. My entire family. Just to get back at me for running. Whatever you do to escape Klaus, he will get his vengeance. On your friends, your family, on anyone that you've ever loved."
Stefan: "No look at me, no do not listen to her, k?"
Katherine: "Always the protector, but even you must realize that she's doomed, there's nothing you can do to stop it. Unless of course you have this." (shows the moonstone)
Elena: "what?"
Stefan: "Uh no. There it is....thats the ultimate lie isn't it? You spun this whole thing, so that we would have to get the stone from you, didn't you?"
Katherine: "I didn't spin anything Stefan, its the truth."
Stefan: "No, let me guess, you wanna trade that stone for your freedom, hm? You manipulative psychotic bitch."
Katherine: "huh, my freedom? Thats where your wrong Stefan. I don't want my freedom......because when Klaus shows up to kill us all, and he will, I'll be in the tomb where no vampire will enter, because they can't get out. I'll be the safest psychotic bitch in town."
(flash-back back to Bulgaria 1492. Katerina finds all of her family members dead)
Katherine: "He killed them. My entire family. Just to get back at me for running. Whatever you do to escape Klaus, he will get his vengeance. On your friends, your family, on anyone that you've ever loved."
Stefan: "No look at me, no do not listen to her, k?"
Katherine: "Always the protector, but even you must realize that she's doomed, there's nothing you can do to stop it. Unless of course you have this." (shows the moonstone)
Elena: "what?"
Stefan: "Uh no. There it is....thats the ultimate lie isn't it? You spun this whole thing, so that we would have to get the stone from you, didn't you?"
Katherine: "I didn't spin anything Stefan, its the truth."
Stefan: "No, let me guess, you wanna trade that stone for your freedom, hm? You manipulative psychotic bitch."
Katherine: "huh, my freedom? Thats where your wrong Stefan. I don't want my freedom......because when Klaus shows up to kill us all, and he will, I'll be in the tomb where no vampire will enter, because they can't get out. I'll be the safest psychotic bitch in town."
1. Season 2 episode 18- The Last Dance
Alaric/Klaus: "ugh...who is this guy? Safari Sam? Ok, Bad, or badder?"
Katherine: "The dark colors suite you better."
Alaric/Klaus: oh, thank you honey. ok, pop quiz, the dagger and white ash are in the salvatores possession correct?"
Katherine: "The dagger was used to kill Elijah, you'll find him in the basement of the Salvatore House."
Alaric/Klaus: "Ok that dagger needs to stay exactly where it is. The last thing I need to do is ressurect Elijah. that guy's a buzz kill."
Katherine: "Don't forget your on the house with your girlfriend Jenna."
Alaric/Klaus: "Right, Elena's aunt, for uh all the lies about Isobel. What else?"
Katherine: "That's it"
Alaric/Klaus: "so jumpy"
Katherine: "Please just...kill me. I've told you everything that I know."
Alaric/Klaus: "You see, I believe that you believe, but what would you not know? What could they be keeping from you? Hm? Anything? Tell me."
Katherine: (compelled) "They were trying to see if Bonnie could find a way to kill an Original without a dagger."
Alaric/Klaus: "Bonnie, the best friend? I thought you said she doesn't have her powers anymore."
Katherine: "She doesn't or didn't. I...I don't know. You kidnapped me remember? I'm kinda out of the loop."
Alaric/Klaus: "Well were gonna have to get to the bottom of that."
Katherine: "Please just kill me Klaus, and be done with it."
Alaric/Klaus: "And show you kindness? I have searched for you for over 500 years, your death is going to last at least half that long. I want you to take this knife, and stab yourself.
Katherine: "mhm" (when she stabs herself in the leg)
Alaric/Klaus: "Now take it out. Now while i'm gone, I want you to do that over and over and over again. And if you get bored......switch legs.
Katherine: "where are you going?"
Alaric/Klaus: "I'm gonna go lay eyes on my precious doppelganger." (kisses her on the forehead) "Now don't look so glum Katerina. Have fun. its just begin.................again.
Katherine: (stabs herself) "hmmh"
Katherine: "The dark colors suite you better."
Alaric/Klaus: oh, thank you honey. ok, pop quiz, the dagger and white ash are in the salvatores possession correct?"
Katherine: "The dagger was used to kill Elijah, you'll find him in the basement of the Salvatore House."
Alaric/Klaus: "Ok that dagger needs to stay exactly where it is. The last thing I need to do is ressurect Elijah. that guy's a buzz kill."
Katherine: "Don't forget your on the house with your girlfriend Jenna."
Alaric/Klaus: "Right, Elena's aunt, for uh all the lies about Isobel. What else?"
Katherine: "That's it"
Alaric/Klaus: "so jumpy"
Katherine: "Please just...kill me. I've told you everything that I know."
Alaric/Klaus: "You see, I believe that you believe, but what would you not know? What could they be keeping from you? Hm? Anything? Tell me."
Katherine: (compelled) "They were trying to see if Bonnie could find a way to kill an Original without a dagger."
Alaric/Klaus: "Bonnie, the best friend? I thought you said she doesn't have her powers anymore."
Katherine: "She doesn't or didn't. I...I don't know. You kidnapped me remember? I'm kinda out of the loop."
Alaric/Klaus: "Well were gonna have to get to the bottom of that."
Katherine: "Please just kill me Klaus, and be done with it."
Alaric/Klaus: "And show you kindness? I have searched for you for over 500 years, your death is going to last at least half that long. I want you to take this knife, and stab yourself.
Katherine: "mhm" (when she stabs herself in the leg)
Alaric/Klaus: "Now take it out. Now while i'm gone, I want you to do that over and over and over again. And if you get bored......switch legs.
Katherine: "where are you going?"
Alaric/Klaus: "I'm gonna go lay eyes on my precious doppelganger." (kisses her on the forehead) "Now don't look so glum Katerina. Have fun. its just begin.................again.
Katherine: (stabs herself) "hmmh"