2X16 House Guest
Elena: "Stefan we're late for school"
Stefan: "Lets be Later"
Elena: "Stefan, its school, remember that thing we keep forgetting about?"
Stefan: "School? doesn't ring a bell"
Elena: "Stefan, Stefan, k 5 min 5 min"
Stefan: "5 min!"
(they kiss onto the bed)
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Elena (Katherine): "Morning Damon"
Damon: (smiles) ( pushes Katherine on the wall) "what are you doing here, I told you to leave"
Elena (Katherine): "What is your problem"
Damon: "wearing new clothes, like thats gonna work"
Elena (Katherine): "you think i'm Katherine? Why would you think that Katherine's not in the tomb? Isn't she?"
Stefan: "What the hell is going on here?"
Elena (Katherine): "I don't know you tell me? Is Katherine in the tomb or not?"
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(Stefan pushes Elena into the wall thinking that she is Katherine)
Elena: "What are you doing?"
Stefan: "How could you do this"
Elena: (chokes) "Stefan your hurting me"
Stefan: "STOP IT KATHERINE"
Katherine: "Stop what?"
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Elena: "What is she doing here?
Damon: "When we killed Elijah, it broke the compulsion and freed the bitch from the tomb"
Stefan: "How is that possible?"
Katherine: "He's an Original, they have all sorts of special skills
Elena: "I don't want you here, get her out of here!"
Katherine: "You need me Elena, you all do"
Stefan: "like hell"
Katherine: "We all want the same thing, Klaus dead, and here you all are running around like chickens with their heads cut off."
Elena: "I don't need your help, and I don't want it"
Katherine: "Then thats incredibly stupid of you. Do you know where Klaus is? When he's coming, what he looks like?"
Damon: "If you know something say it, or get out."
Katherine: "Fine, then i'll just go to the grill and have some lunch, maybe aunt Jenna's free for a bite."
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(Damon is trying to burn the Elijah's corpse)
(Katherine comes in)
Katherine: "ooh, burning flesh, if your trying to get the dagger back, your wasting your time, he's indestructible"
Damon: "no kidding, how do you know so much about original vampires?"
Katherine: "Spent 500 years running from one"
Damon: "So when I told you my plan of killing Elijah, why didn't you warn me i'd die, if I used the dagger on him?"
Katherine: "there's so many rules, its all very confusing."
Damon: "Did you know I would die?"
Katherine: "did Elijah tell you his plan? Did he have a dagger to kill Klaus with?"
Damon: "why are you still here?"
Katherine: "Because you haven't forcibly removed me"
(Damon Points the fire bursting thing at Katherine)
Katherine: "you wouldn't"
Damon: "oh I would"
Katherine: "Damon be smart. I want Klaus dead just as much as you do, more. If i wasn't being honest about helping i'd be long gone by now, k. you can hate me but we want the same thing. and you know, i always get what i want. (Damon puts fire thing down) I wanted out of the tomb. Didn't matter who payed the price. Of course I knew that you'd die.
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Katherine: "Watcha up to?"
Damon: "none uh your business"
Katherine: "more pouting now? are those the Gilbert journals?"
Damon: (whispers to himself) "1864"
Katherine: "How am I supposed to help you if you won't tell me what your up to?"
Damon: "Can you tell me where a bunch of witches were massucred here a couple centuries ago?"
Katherine: "no"
Damon: "Then you can't help"
(Katherine touches something, Damon smacks her, she smacks back, Damon pushes her onto bench.)
Katherine: "If its any consolation, i'm glad that your not dead. Emily Bennett told me about the massacre, it was a big deal in witch folklore. When a witch dies violently, they release a mystical energy marking the place of they're death. power."
Damon: "Elijah wanted to know the sight of the massacre."
Katherine: "what was he gonna do when he found it?"
Damon:"I don't know" (to Stefan) "What'd papa witch and baby witch have to say?"
Stefan: "Isn't she uh gone or dead yet?"
Katherine: "For the last time i'm here to help. Can we skip the secrets? hm?"
Stefan: "Elijah had no weapon to kill Klaus. But he believed that if he could channel enough power, they wouldn't need one
Damon: "like the power you can get with a spot marked with 100 dead witches."
Stefan: "Mhm. We just need to find it."
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(Luka is in the Salvatore house looking for Elijah.) (no one could see him)
Jonas: "What do you see?"
Luka: "Elena and Damon, they're reading"
Jonas: "Good. If Elijah's there, you'll sense him. Stay focused.
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Damon: "Can I help you?
Katherine: "I'm bored. (She reads the book Damon's holding) Emily Bennett was taken by the counsel today. They kidnapped her from her home and took her to the same location her ancestors were burned 100 years ago. So Emily died on the sight of the massacre too. Does it say where?" (she tries to take the book but Damon pulls it away)
Damon: "nope. You know this whole friendly cooperative thing?"
Katherine: "mhm"
Damon: "I don't buy it"
Katherine: "I have no reason to lie to you Damon"
Damon: (Whispers to her loudly) "LIE"
Katherine: "I'm hungry"
Damon: "your the unwanted house guest. Go feed yourself"
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(Katherine is at Elijah's corpse and is pushing the knife in, lets go and hears something fall, flinches)
Katherine: (shouts) "DAMON!"
(Luka stabs her with a stake in the stomach)
Damon: "Katherine" (pulls stake out) "what happened?"
Katherine: "Damon"
Jonas: "Luka, whats going on?"
(Damon rushes in and grabs the fire thingy. Uses it on Luka. Luka bursts into flames)
Jonas: "LUKA!"
(Luka is screaming)
Jonas: "LUKA!"
Stefan: (to Damon) "what'r you doing?"
Damon: "SOME KINDA CRAZY ASS PSYCHIC WITCH ATTACK. GET OVER THERE AND DO SOMETHING BOUT IT........GO!"
Jonas: "Noo. Luka, Luka, i'm sorry, please"
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(Damon brings Katherine a blood bag)
Damon: "Here you go." (Katherine takes it and he stabs her in the stomach)
Katherine: "What the hell!"
Damon: "Thats for not telling me the dagger would kill me." (katherine screams) "next time, goes in your heart."
Katherine: "Is that how you treat someone who..."(takes stake out) "is trying to help you?"
Damon: "You wanna help? start talking"
Katherine: I'd love to but your not gonna like it"
Damon: "Try me."
Katherine: "Fine. John Gilbert and Isobel, want you and Stefan out of Elena's life."
Damon: "Thats old news"
Katherine: "Not the part where he offered me a deal. He knew that killing Elijah would get me out of the tomb, sooo he gave me a choice, either I stay and help with Klaus, or he kills Stefan."
Damon: "But he's still trying to have me killed."
Katherine: "Right, but thats part of the deal, I could only save one of you."
Damon: "So you chose Stefan......... Course you did"
Katherine: "You wanted the truth Damon. Would you rather I lie?"
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(Katherine pretending to be Elena for Elena.) ( Elena's House)
Elena (Katherine): (Gets in vampire mode and bites Jonas.(he's dead)) Stefan and Bonnie come in the bathroom. "your welcome"
Bonnie: "You didn't have to kill him"
Katherine: "yes we did."
(jonas grabs bonnie and bonnie screams, then stefan snaps Jonas' head)
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Elena: "how did you guys convince her to do this?"
Damon: "We didn't, it was actually her idea."
Elena: "Ohh thats not good"
Damon: "No. No thats not good at all.
Stefan: (Him and Katherine come downstairs) "Every things taken care of."
Katherine: I'm guessing your gonna want this back" (vervain necklace) "but your pretty little outfit is gonna need a good dry-clean."
Elena: "Your gonna have to get her outta here before Jenna gets home.
Katherine: "Is that all you have to say to me?"
Elena: "This doesn't change the way I feel about you."
Katherine: "I don't much like you either, if we're gonna be open. And frankly i'd be happy to see you dead but if we're gonna try to take on klaus, we kinda need you to be alive, so i'm not a threat to you Elena. If any of you are going to believe anything believe that!"
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Damon: "you know what I can't figure out?"
Katherine: "whats that?"
Damon: "How the town knew Emily Bennett was a witch, I mean because according to Jonathon Gilbert, he was the only one who knew. I know he wasn't the one to turn her in. mm I should've figured this much."
Katherine: "She was a loose end, I like mine tied up. Hey, you know what I can't figure out?"
Damon: "Do I care?"
Katherine: "Why you won't tell me where to find the sight of the witch massacre."
Damon: "Because I have no clue-"
Katherine: "You knew that Emily Bennett was the key to getting me out of that tomb, but something tells me that you did everything in your power to make sure that she was safe yet you have no idea where she was killed. Who's the liar now? You hurt me today."
Damon: "Tits for tat."
Katherine: "You were mean, and very rough, and monstrous"
Damon: "you deserved it"
Katherine: "I like this Damon"
Damon: "Katherine, there are six other bedrooms in this house......go find one." (pushes Katherine away) (she looks at him in a angry, but sad expression)
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(Elena and Stefan; school)
Elena: "Why is she still here? She was free."
Stefan: "She wants what we want, Klaus dead. Maybe she sees this as her only chance.
Elena: "Or maybe she's trying to lower you Damon back into her web. I want her gone!
Stefan: "yeah so do I. But your right she stayed. shouldn't we at least try to figure out why?"
Elena: "how? All she does is lie.
Stefan: "Look I hate it as much as you do, but she does make a point, we don't know anything about Klaus, she does."
Elena: "Alright but that doesn't mean that I want her jacking up with you."
Stefan: "Alright," (hugs her) maybe we should stay at your place tonight."
Elena: "mm, I can't, I told Bonnie and Caroline that they could come over, Bonnie's freed because she lost her powers and Caroline's having Matt drama again."
Stefan: "hm"
Elena: "Its kinda a girls night. Maybe Katherine can join us.
Stefan: (kisses her on forehead) "come on"
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Elena: "What are you doing? Where are you going?"
Caroline: "Hey everybody! Lets hear it for the band!" (claps)
Jenna: "This isn't gonna end well."
Caroline: "So theres this guy and uh he told me to tell him how I feel about him. Like its so easy. um you know just cause I talk a lot doesn't mean I always know what i'm actually talking about. uh, like now and i'm feeling loopy and I don't really know how to express myself. um" (Guitar player tries to snatch mike away from Caroline) "I can sing"
Elena: "sing?"
Caroline: "Yeah, yeah. You know what i'm gonna sing"
Guitar dude: "Come on off the stage"
Caroline: "You are gonna let me live out my rock star fantasies, and your gonna be my backup.
Guitar dude: (compelled) "What'll it be?" (Caroline whispers and song to him)
Caroline: "Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling
Do you feel my heart beating,
Jenna: "She's good!
Caroline: "do you understand?"
Elena: "Yeah"
Caroline: "Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming?
Is this burning an eternal flame?
I believe it's meant to be, darling
I watch when you are sleeping, you belong to me
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming
is this burning an eternal flame?
Say my name, sun shines through the rain
A whole life so lonely, you come and ease the pain
I don't want to lose this feeling oh ohh" (matt comes on stage)
"Matt I-" (kisses her; crowd cheers)
Stefan: "Lets be Later"
Elena: "Stefan, its school, remember that thing we keep forgetting about?"
Stefan: "School? doesn't ring a bell"
Elena: "Stefan, Stefan, k 5 min 5 min"
Stefan: "5 min!"
(they kiss onto the bed)
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Elena (Katherine): "Morning Damon"
Damon: (smiles) ( pushes Katherine on the wall) "what are you doing here, I told you to leave"
Elena (Katherine): "What is your problem"
Damon: "wearing new clothes, like thats gonna work"
Elena (Katherine): "you think i'm Katherine? Why would you think that Katherine's not in the tomb? Isn't she?"
Stefan: "What the hell is going on here?"
Elena (Katherine): "I don't know you tell me? Is Katherine in the tomb or not?"
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(Stefan pushes Elena into the wall thinking that she is Katherine)
Elena: "What are you doing?"
Stefan: "How could you do this"
Elena: (chokes) "Stefan your hurting me"
Stefan: "STOP IT KATHERINE"
Katherine: "Stop what?"
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Elena: "What is she doing here?
Damon: "When we killed Elijah, it broke the compulsion and freed the bitch from the tomb"
Stefan: "How is that possible?"
Katherine: "He's an Original, they have all sorts of special skills
Elena: "I don't want you here, get her out of here!"
Katherine: "You need me Elena, you all do"
Stefan: "like hell"
Katherine: "We all want the same thing, Klaus dead, and here you all are running around like chickens with their heads cut off."
Elena: "I don't need your help, and I don't want it"
Katherine: "Then thats incredibly stupid of you. Do you know where Klaus is? When he's coming, what he looks like?"
Damon: "If you know something say it, or get out."
Katherine: "Fine, then i'll just go to the grill and have some lunch, maybe aunt Jenna's free for a bite."
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(Damon is trying to burn the Elijah's corpse)
(Katherine comes in)
Katherine: "ooh, burning flesh, if your trying to get the dagger back, your wasting your time, he's indestructible"
Damon: "no kidding, how do you know so much about original vampires?"
Katherine: "Spent 500 years running from one"
Damon: "So when I told you my plan of killing Elijah, why didn't you warn me i'd die, if I used the dagger on him?"
Katherine: "there's so many rules, its all very confusing."
Damon: "Did you know I would die?"
Katherine: "did Elijah tell you his plan? Did he have a dagger to kill Klaus with?"
Damon: "why are you still here?"
Katherine: "Because you haven't forcibly removed me"
(Damon Points the fire bursting thing at Katherine)
Katherine: "you wouldn't"
Damon: "oh I would"
Katherine: "Damon be smart. I want Klaus dead just as much as you do, more. If i wasn't being honest about helping i'd be long gone by now, k. you can hate me but we want the same thing. and you know, i always get what i want. (Damon puts fire thing down) I wanted out of the tomb. Didn't matter who payed the price. Of course I knew that you'd die.
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Katherine: "Watcha up to?"
Damon: "none uh your business"
Katherine: "more pouting now? are those the Gilbert journals?"
Damon: (whispers to himself) "1864"
Katherine: "How am I supposed to help you if you won't tell me what your up to?"
Damon: "Can you tell me where a bunch of witches were massucred here a couple centuries ago?"
Katherine: "no"
Damon: "Then you can't help"
(Katherine touches something, Damon smacks her, she smacks back, Damon pushes her onto bench.)
Katherine: "If its any consolation, i'm glad that your not dead. Emily Bennett told me about the massacre, it was a big deal in witch folklore. When a witch dies violently, they release a mystical energy marking the place of they're death. power."
Damon: "Elijah wanted to know the sight of the massacre."
Katherine: "what was he gonna do when he found it?"
Damon:"I don't know" (to Stefan) "What'd papa witch and baby witch have to say?"
Stefan: "Isn't she uh gone or dead yet?"
Katherine: "For the last time i'm here to help. Can we skip the secrets? hm?"
Stefan: "Elijah had no weapon to kill Klaus. But he believed that if he could channel enough power, they wouldn't need one
Damon: "like the power you can get with a spot marked with 100 dead witches."
Stefan: "Mhm. We just need to find it."
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(Luka is in the Salvatore house looking for Elijah.) (no one could see him)
Jonas: "What do you see?"
Luka: "Elena and Damon, they're reading"
Jonas: "Good. If Elijah's there, you'll sense him. Stay focused.
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Damon: "Can I help you?
Katherine: "I'm bored. (She reads the book Damon's holding) Emily Bennett was taken by the counsel today. They kidnapped her from her home and took her to the same location her ancestors were burned 100 years ago. So Emily died on the sight of the massacre too. Does it say where?" (she tries to take the book but Damon pulls it away)
Damon: "nope. You know this whole friendly cooperative thing?"
Katherine: "mhm"
Damon: "I don't buy it"
Katherine: "I have no reason to lie to you Damon"
Damon: (Whispers to her loudly) "LIE"
Katherine: "I'm hungry"
Damon: "your the unwanted house guest. Go feed yourself"
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(Katherine is at Elijah's corpse and is pushing the knife in, lets go and hears something fall, flinches)
Katherine: (shouts) "DAMON!"
(Luka stabs her with a stake in the stomach)
Damon: "Katherine" (pulls stake out) "what happened?"
Katherine: "Damon"
Jonas: "Luka, whats going on?"
(Damon rushes in and grabs the fire thingy. Uses it on Luka. Luka bursts into flames)
Jonas: "LUKA!"
(Luka is screaming)
Jonas: "LUKA!"
Stefan: (to Damon) "what'r you doing?"
Damon: "SOME KINDA CRAZY ASS PSYCHIC WITCH ATTACK. GET OVER THERE AND DO SOMETHING BOUT IT........GO!"
Jonas: "Noo. Luka, Luka, i'm sorry, please"
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(Damon brings Katherine a blood bag)
Damon: "Here you go." (Katherine takes it and he stabs her in the stomach)
Katherine: "What the hell!"
Damon: "Thats for not telling me the dagger would kill me." (katherine screams) "next time, goes in your heart."
Katherine: "Is that how you treat someone who..."(takes stake out) "is trying to help you?"
Damon: "You wanna help? start talking"
Katherine: I'd love to but your not gonna like it"
Damon: "Try me."
Katherine: "Fine. John Gilbert and Isobel, want you and Stefan out of Elena's life."
Damon: "Thats old news"
Katherine: "Not the part where he offered me a deal. He knew that killing Elijah would get me out of the tomb, sooo he gave me a choice, either I stay and help with Klaus, or he kills Stefan."
Damon: "But he's still trying to have me killed."
Katherine: "Right, but thats part of the deal, I could only save one of you."
Damon: "So you chose Stefan......... Course you did"
Katherine: "You wanted the truth Damon. Would you rather I lie?"
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(Katherine pretending to be Elena for Elena.) ( Elena's House)
Elena (Katherine): (Gets in vampire mode and bites Jonas.(he's dead)) Stefan and Bonnie come in the bathroom. "your welcome"
Bonnie: "You didn't have to kill him"
Katherine: "yes we did."
(jonas grabs bonnie and bonnie screams, then stefan snaps Jonas' head)
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Elena: "how did you guys convince her to do this?"
Damon: "We didn't, it was actually her idea."
Elena: "Ohh thats not good"
Damon: "No. No thats not good at all.
Stefan: (Him and Katherine come downstairs) "Every things taken care of."
Katherine: I'm guessing your gonna want this back" (vervain necklace) "but your pretty little outfit is gonna need a good dry-clean."
Elena: "Your gonna have to get her outta here before Jenna gets home.
Katherine: "Is that all you have to say to me?"
Elena: "This doesn't change the way I feel about you."
Katherine: "I don't much like you either, if we're gonna be open. And frankly i'd be happy to see you dead but if we're gonna try to take on klaus, we kinda need you to be alive, so i'm not a threat to you Elena. If any of you are going to believe anything believe that!"
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Damon: "you know what I can't figure out?"
Katherine: "whats that?"
Damon: "How the town knew Emily Bennett was a witch, I mean because according to Jonathon Gilbert, he was the only one who knew. I know he wasn't the one to turn her in. mm I should've figured this much."
Katherine: "She was a loose end, I like mine tied up. Hey, you know what I can't figure out?"
Damon: "Do I care?"
Katherine: "Why you won't tell me where to find the sight of the witch massacre."
Damon: "Because I have no clue-"
Katherine: "You knew that Emily Bennett was the key to getting me out of that tomb, but something tells me that you did everything in your power to make sure that she was safe yet you have no idea where she was killed. Who's the liar now? You hurt me today."
Damon: "Tits for tat."
Katherine: "You were mean, and very rough, and monstrous"
Damon: "you deserved it"
Katherine: "I like this Damon"
Damon: "Katherine, there are six other bedrooms in this house......go find one." (pushes Katherine away) (she looks at him in a angry, but sad expression)
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(Elena and Stefan; school)
Elena: "Why is she still here? She was free."
Stefan: "She wants what we want, Klaus dead. Maybe she sees this as her only chance.
Elena: "Or maybe she's trying to lower you Damon back into her web. I want her gone!
Stefan: "yeah so do I. But your right she stayed. shouldn't we at least try to figure out why?"
Elena: "how? All she does is lie.
Stefan: "Look I hate it as much as you do, but she does make a point, we don't know anything about Klaus, she does."
Elena: "Alright but that doesn't mean that I want her jacking up with you."
Stefan: "Alright," (hugs her) maybe we should stay at your place tonight."
Elena: "mm, I can't, I told Bonnie and Caroline that they could come over, Bonnie's freed because she lost her powers and Caroline's having Matt drama again."
Stefan: "hm"
Elena: "Its kinda a girls night. Maybe Katherine can join us.
Stefan: (kisses her on forehead) "come on"
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Elena: "What are you doing? Where are you going?"
Caroline: "Hey everybody! Lets hear it for the band!" (claps)
Jenna: "This isn't gonna end well."
Caroline: "So theres this guy and uh he told me to tell him how I feel about him. Like its so easy. um you know just cause I talk a lot doesn't mean I always know what i'm actually talking about. uh, like now and i'm feeling loopy and I don't really know how to express myself. um" (Guitar player tries to snatch mike away from Caroline) "I can sing"
Elena: "sing?"
Caroline: "Yeah, yeah. You know what i'm gonna sing"
Guitar dude: "Come on off the stage"
Caroline: "You are gonna let me live out my rock star fantasies, and your gonna be my backup.
Guitar dude: (compelled) "What'll it be?" (Caroline whispers and song to him)
Caroline: "Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling
Do you feel my heart beating,
Jenna: "She's good!
Caroline: "do you understand?"
Elena: "Yeah"
Caroline: "Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming?
Is this burning an eternal flame?
I believe it's meant to be, darling
I watch when you are sleeping, you belong to me
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming
is this burning an eternal flame?
Say my name, sun shines through the rain
A whole life so lonely, you come and ease the pain
I don't want to lose this feeling oh ohh" (matt comes on stage)
"Matt I-" (kisses her; crowd cheers)